"I am still cleaning the data"
- A data scientist's equivalent of 'It's compiling'

Lets wait for the build to finish
#wfh

four > two

My gaming pc is now beautiful

Imagine liking shitposts

I found this in another team's project.
remove & delete = add & save

Running again to get it fixed 😀

Caption was. How to get to your team to hate you

When a library has all the documentation you'll ever need with all the configuration options but doesn't contain one fucking example on how to put it all together...

Remember guys:

You can fix bugs.
You can’t fix users.

How to regex ?

Hours at the office: 9
Lines of code: 4
I hate this kind of days.

😂😂😂😂

Me: spends 2 hours on a script that converts graphs into colorblind friendly mode
Friend: why didnt you just grayscale the image
Me:
Me: uh

Yer boi is now a full time professional programmer! I got the job.

that time when a client wants you to teach a bird how to fly.

but the bird is a penguin

and you are a bear expert

"but it has wings!"

Sending this to the guy I like 😅

You dare to use my spells against me?

Hahahaha

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Fuck me.

I just finished a 5 kyu quiz on codewars, grabbed my mouse to click the "submit final" button and accidentaly hit the button on the side which jumps to the previous page. I lost everything and have to rewrite it now.

Welcome back, ctrl+a ctrl+c obsession, old friend.

*Manager enters the room quickly*

Manager: Coffe2Code, we have a serious problem on the application, (We are working on a chat app).

Me: What? now just few hours before the Demo?, what is it?

Manager: when I send or receive a media message (audio or video) the sound is not playing, the file seems like corrupted !

Me: that's strange, let me debug it and see.

*Me spending an hour and could not even reproduce the bug..*

Me: Boss, I cannot see the bug, can I debug on your device quickly?

Manager: Sure, here it is.

Me: hold the fucking device, press VOLUME UP, IT WAS FUCKING MUTE. THERE WAS NO ISSUE MOTHERFUCKER.

Manager, oups ok good no issue then, thanks