Hahaha barcode's suicide 😂

Haha, always a gem ❤

A badass pull request review comment: 'A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.'

"Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable." - Ralph Johnson

My boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!

Why is the "leave building"command now working?!?!?! Are you sure it's a Git command?? .... Oh shit.

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

There are only 1.9999999999999998 types of devs in the world: those who understand floating point arithmetic, and those who use it.

My handwriting is so bad... That it is now being used as a Captcha.!

Another Ctrl joke ova here

Yeah perfect date 🤓#date #format

When you have the users test your application

Instead of splitting up engineers by team, they should start by splitting up those who prefer the lights on, and those who want them off.

Then we can all be happy.

A computer science degree doesn't mean we can fix everything, it just means we can understand how everything went so terribly wrong

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

How to become a better developer...

The only expressions devs have

-The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve
-Yes, it was an apple
-But with an extremely limited memory
-Just one byte
-Then everything crashed

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Programming: Doing many different things numerous times and expecting a single result.

The first 80% of software development is the easy part. The hard part is the next 80%.

This is my first meme just wanted to say hi

Optimized my program fron running 74 minutes to running 0.005 seconds. I call that a successful day.

After reading a lot of cryptography, I realized that it would be best if Alice and Bob just talk in person

I'll start implementing this in my apps too.

Shortest Programmer Joke:

I'll be done soon!

True dat

Graphics girl

Never make the same mistake twice.

There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

I am done with people, I just want one single room, with good internet, dual monitor setup... And I can spend my whole life like that... Being social, fuck that shit... I have devRant for that... and rest, I just want to code, listen to music, drink coffee and sleep like hell...

Why is it that I can understand some other dev's code faster that understanding someone's feelings. Why is it that I am good with principles of Programming Languages, but not the basic Principles of Humanity... Yes, I agree I don't have feelings, but is it wrong not to have feelings, I am a dev, I am supposed to be good with Codes, not humans... I want to be in my small space of close people. (My family), and that's it... I am no good with others. I hate Facebook, but love devRant, I spend more time on StackOverflow than that on WhatsApp. Why is it so... Why