What's the best laptop for programming?

Not looking for graphics, looking for portability, long lasting battery, good display, SSD

Uber 390k rsu at 48$ per stock vs Facebook 160k.

Which is worth to take?

Uber stock vs Fb stock

Which one do you think has a better upside ?

Not a rant, need advice

I recently signed an offer with Facebook, today Uber offered me a similar position with much more stock compared to Facebooks offer. What's the right thing to do here?

Should I go back to Facebook and ask them to match? Give up fb and move to uber ?

Fuck me! S3 outage right when i got assigned production support.

!rant

My friend is using his brothers office laptop for his personal use. Apparently his brothers IT department gave him a new laptop but forgot to collect the old laptop.

I feel this is unethical. What do I do such that the laptop is returned to company without my name coming out? I initially wanted to delete user account but laptop has an administrator account. Any ideas?

So I interviewed with Yahoo for SDET position, hr said he would get back to me in couple of days and never responded. He knew that I had multiple offers, why the fuck would he not respond.

Finally, after couple of weeks I was able to get hold of him after calling like a million times and then he says that my profile is still under review. WTF?

why do they treat candidates like this? Facebook was so better, even though I couldn't go past the final round I found their interview process very open and felt they actually cared about me.

yahoo get your shit together. #yahoofail

Bro just wanted some water...

Not again...

I HATE PROGRAMMING
I HATE PROGRAMMING
I HATE PROGRAMMING
I HATE PROGRAMMING
I HATE PROGRAMMING
OH IT WORKS!
I LOVE PROGRAMMING

When you add swag to your boring company laptop :-D

FUC*ED .... An expression when you accidentally drop a database on your first day of job.