So the other day I kept seeing too many of "if it fits, it sits" jokes. It was one of the days I was messing around with my app. So I did something to make it work. I didn't know what and I went "If it works, it twerks". I know it's stupid but I crack myself up every time I say it. 😂

Lemon tea used to work before but not anymore, coffee has taken over accompanied by chocolates and nuts

I shall code the world...

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

A special thanks to @dfox for the awesome swag that showed up today.

My daughter claimed the stress bar for her own.

I will grab some food after fixing this bug, aaaaaannnnddddd you haven't eaten anything from 2 days.

i7, 8GB RAM with 2GB nvidia graphics couldn't handle the training of neural net on a google text corpus! -.-"
I'm just watching it train, nothing to do! oh but wait,I can rant! 😃😃

that moment when your first pull request to a major deep learning library is merged and you have no friends who understand what that means and to share your happiness!😓
no problem, you've devRant! 😁

Yup.. there is no place like...

When you co-worker gets screwed because of your code.

anybody else?

Beer glass for programmers.. I need that 😂

A non programmer friend sends me this with exitment "Its you! Its you!"
https://youtu.be/9RpwbIN0r2U

friends--

localhost first in the devRant 5k club. Legendary.

I couldn't code today, I don't have a rant. Will society accept me? 😓

I did it. Finally. Quit my old service provider with its 12Mb offering - in favour of a blisteringly fast 1Gbps fibre to the premises....

Now, what to do with all that speed!

Learning regex is like finding a scalpel when thus far you've been trying to dissect a frog with a chainsaw.

Had to repost this Lmao

do you guys code while you're sick??
I'm affected with this flu and I don't even want to open my laptop! -.-

****1000++ club****
comment below
if your ++count >= 1000

Pretty much

we've all been there

The struggle is real

You know you have to go to sleep when f.lux start turning to daylight

1998:
- Don't get in strangers' card
- Don't meet people from internet

2016:
- Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car

The interviewer pointed out that I missed a semi-colon on the whiteboard code .I was like... sorry, but the whiteboard can't compile this code!

...and I wasn't selected! -.-"

*throws up in mouth a little*

Anyone else feel like this?

Fun drinking game:

Take a shot every time the support department contacts a developer over a previously answered question.

I used to think my coworkers are stupid. Now I believe they are purposely making mistakes just to piss me off.