I freaking love optimizing multithreaded applications.

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Whenever someone gets rejected for a dev job and the recruiter/HR person says "Our team just feels you are a bit too junior for the position at this time".. what they're actually saying is "We, as a company, are just not willing to invest any time or resources into training or helping you grow professionally."

Good morning devRant!

We're feeling a bit political and contradictory today, aren't we?

Works like a charm

Basically most of the python scripts I've seen.

I ... I'm not really sure ? Yesn't ?

Public Service announcement:

If one of your co-workers asks: "Hey, do you have a sec?"

DO NOT reply: "Yeah, I have tons of secs"

Sincerely,
Someone who doesn't think before they speak

I lost the game

Well, customer is always right......

What kind of morning filth is this?

Well, technically it's an accurate button...

Default is awesome, LoL;

i just love this one.

In our company the estimation is done by customer / PO. Usually, the deadline is set to the day before yesterday after the issue arrived. Always highest prio.

Oh, almost forgot: when a developer does his estimations, the resulting number gets divided by 7 by the PMs. Buffers? Who needs that. QA? Pfff. We are EFFICIENT.
Deadline not met? Bugs in the release? The developer must be bad.

!rant
Today I realised that we are in that point of history where the sentence "my grandma plays this videogame better than you" can not only be an insult, but a matter of fact.

Ran into a devRant user at a random bar in NYC last night. Super cool meeting you in the wild!

My girlfriend's mom has breast cancer, which started spreading. My grandpa has leukemia and I need to finish my masterthesis this month... I'm sorry to bother you guys with it but I'm really not sure how to hold my shit together any longer...

I woke up and discovered that one of my cats vomited over my keyboard during the night. «Meow, good Sunday human!». FML.

Yes, I cleaned it before typing this.

Today I decided that from now on for all strings that need to be initialized and don't need a special value, I will assign a TIE-fighter "|-o-|".
That will be my legacy.

i think ai assistants would be much more interesting / less annoying if it had a faster, snappier syntax to talk through. Like shorthand code but in the sense of talking and just getting one word responses.

Who doesn't love linked lists?

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

This is so relatable 😂

Source:

https://instagram.com/p/...

interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?

me: don't let your enemy find out your weakness. -Bruce Lee

interviewer: get out

To all the female devs out there
Happy Women's Day...

My LinkedIn profile: Open to remote opportunities, or those in Hawaii. Need to stay local for family reasons.

Recruiter DMs: "Interested in an opportunity in:

Denver?
Nashville?
Connecticut?
Oklahoma?
Salt Lake?
...

-_-

The real og

Recently in Computer Science Class...
The teacher said we should copy a text/ sentence to our clipboard. A student asked where the clipboard were and looked behind the keyboard. He isn't the smartest.
Thought that was funny.

That's satisfying for a Linux user.. :)