Almost all of the web apps created by my company

tester- there's a bug.
dev- no, that's a feature.
t- no, that's a bug,
dev- oops

I need to have a serious talk with my VPS provider...

NodeMeme

😥😥😥😥

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

This is a valid point.

Always

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

well, sorry Dave

1969 vs 2017

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

And then there is this beauty...

Finally I found a webpage related to my bug.

The page is from 2004.

*keeps reading*

"Yes, yes! This is exactly the problem I'm having"

*Carefully reading each comments*

*Looking at scroll bar with stress*

*Almost coming to end, no signs of solution*

At the end the thread creator say: "Ah finally I've fixed the problem. Thanks everyone for helping"

*moment of silence*

WHY U NO SHARE THE GOD DAMN SOLUTION? YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Lets all help them share their startup

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

Comments always lie

Ladies and gentlemen, the "unlimited" WiFi at my hotel...

That moment when you have things to do, but instead you're learning 4 new languages because they look fun.

git add *
git commit -am "stuff"
git push -f origin master

No regrets

Today I realized an interesting thing about social media I use:

Twitter: using since 20.06.2016, likes from J.Dorsey: 0
Facebook: using since 21.11.2010, likes from M.Zuckerberg: 0
Vk.com: using since 24.10.2008, likes from P.Durov: 0
devRant: using since last Sunday, likes from @dfox : 1

Didn't notice this initially because I'm new to devRant, but today I decided to visit the About page. Then I looked at my notifications. Then once again the About page. *a lightbulb appears* xD

Zoned out...