My doggo and my daughter...

okay, I promise.

Testimony found on freecodecamp that made me laugh.

So, eventually they understood a lot of SO users are assholes. 😁

*i am a teenager*

*i don't have credit card*

*can't buy anything*

*sees unixstickers is $1*

*pulls out a dollar from physical wallet*

*throws in the air*

*cries*

Okay I'm sorry

*Laughs in linux*

rant && dev && education

So I just interviewed this guy for admission into our bootcamp and because he has raised some red flags before, I asked him to just write a factorial function and he chose HTML to do it. I told him he can certainly try thinking that maybe he doesn't know that whatever you write inside script tag is actually JavaScript. He went on to do this. What bothers me is he have a computer science diploma.

Till now I have just heard of these people but always taught those are just marketing or some person who think that just because they here HTML with some other programming language. BUT THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT.

Shit just got real

Is Microsoft going to ruin GitHub? NO!

Are we going to get amazing git integration in VSCode? ABSOLUTELY!

They're a 600 billion dollar company and they're one of the leading contributors to open source. They know the community they are handling and how fragile it is. This is just a developer trust move from them.

Stop pretending this is the end of GitHub, cause it isn't.

Why? Juuuust Why

Any advice on some good SQL book or resources?

I need to start learning DB designing and theory.

I know jackshit apart from the basic commands.

Found in learn Python the hard way.😂

Hard to fix bugs

The time a client compared me to an abortion for charging him a £10 monthly hosting fee...

Google Assistant thinks I can't be smart :(

Friend: Bro there's a life outside the internet also
Me: Send me the link

When a non-coworker stars your project on github.

How to get upvotes on devrant;
Fuck Microshafts bla bla bla Linux bla bla Arch bla bla iPhone Love

What benefits do Linux OSs give that many developers use it? Don't get me wrong, I like the distros out there. I've used some of them. Other than the server related stuff, what benefits does it have for devs?

I can think of the terminal as one.

You know, there is so much of a push to get girls to start programming. You know what, the industry is doing just fine, and if a girl wants to get in, she can. Girls shouldn't be considered special, they shouldn't be given a handicap and no one should assume they are worse.

There is absolutely no money to be made in the "Girls who Code" push and people need to start seeing that they are polluting everything.

I just saw, on Shark Tank, some crappy version of the Sphero, which may be the biggest insult to a product, ever, that was basically a Barbie driving around and you can program it. I want to die.

Project manager : I want you to do the job by tomorrow.
Me : I can't, there's some problem with MySQL.
PM : Then use somebody else's SQL, but I want the job done by tomorrow!
Me : *weeps in silence*

For those who don't understand recursion:

https://devrant.com/rants/953484/...

My friend’s son :) learning fast 😅👶🏻

Even though I don't like Java that much 😂

I looked at the SL Q&A today and I already feel brain-cells dying.

Always

So @Linux suggested to make a face revealing rant!

This is the face behind @linuxxx! post yours BUT only if you're comfortable with it :).

I found that pornhub has a feedback section...
This man (wanting white theme) was totally rekt.
See another one in the comments

My girlfriend has these :D
(called Code:Deck - available here https://varianto25.com/playing-card...)