Several years ago.

”Have you heard about that dumb new bitcoin-thing?”
”Ya, lol, what a waste of time and money! 😂”

🙂🔫

Gradle

Just applied to a new job with this as my cover letter.
Wish me luck!

Can I have a job?

Do you have experience with PHP?

Not really.

You're hired!

I hired myself :)

My girl helping me fix a small server this morning. Chip off the block!

I'm sure some here can relate.

(From "Dark Humor" FB page)

Funny picture of web applications.

Always include special characters

Millennials

Footage of me hacking the FBI using a school computer and advanced hacking mechanics

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Right now it uses very simple hashing to see if an exact copy of an image was posted recently. If it was, then we display an error and we don't allow the image to be posted.

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Where clause !!

I feel It's Completely True 😂

So apparently my cat likes fedora

1969 vs 2017

That's fair.

val thisRand = lastRant as Meme

Just discovered Lolnein.com, oh hello procrastination!

Source: https://lolnein.com/2017/01/...

Senior dev : * doesn't use git *
Me: you seriously should use git...
Senior dev: * still doesn't use git *
Senior dev: * overwrites production files with old files from other computer *
Senior dev: * talks to boss *
Boss: * gets angry at me *

He wanted a project.
I gave him a project.
He wanted to collaborate.
We did collaborate.
He wrote nothing.
He left the project.
I have to finish the project...

Best way to handle exception!

I don't need coffee to code.
Will the society accept me?

The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.
😜🤘

"Do you know OOP in Java?"
"No, I don't."
"How about POJO?"
"I dunno too."
"Okay, so what do you know?"
"Pascal."
"Then why do you call yourself a Java programmer, dude?"
"Cuz, I'm a programmer, and I'am a Javanese."
"Oh..."

An Android Developer working with Core i3 processor would think twice before building 🤣

Friend: What is the easiest way to become a developer?

Me: Just buy an Android phone.

Android development is like:
- 30% of the time is coding & debugging
- 70% of the time is waiting for Gradle to build

Only android developers will get it.

Thanxx devrant !!!