I guess

We thrive through the sacrifice of others who asked first...

When you ask people on the internet what IDE they use for coding

Why do most programmers use dark theme instead of light theme?

Because light attracts bug.

source: comment section of https://youtu.be/31HfP81oWDI

Fuck this, I'm gonna borrow one of my production servers...

Someone brought her kid to work, a spoiled kid who kept screaming...

Asked to replace the Department Head of IT Operation. Didn't want to because too much responsibility and was just recently promoted to Unit Head of Engineering, said I needed more time since I'm still getting used to it. Three months later, was called by boss on a Friday then start on Monday. No freaking experience on managing people.... Ended up doing almost all the work since I'm faster doing them than my underlings. I prefer coding or doing tech stuff. Now burnt up. Quitting soon.

By pointing out everyone else's mistakes

We use ActiveMQ as a broker in one of our system but the messages sent between applications are in query string format, God knows why. Then when one of our new features requires a JSON structure, we had to URL encode the JSON so it can be part of the message . Now the log growth is significantly higher than the version before and no longer human readable.

root>alias az-5 'kill -9 '

"Start Learning Programming with NodeJS" courses' lecturers be like

I'd like to record incidents, problems, changes, events and other stuff that occurs in our company so we have a record of everything that happened in the past. Is there an app/software for such thing? What do you guys recommend? Other than ticketing.

One of my interview question for fresh graduates was to switch 2 variable values without adding a new variable.

I was expecting something like

a= readline()
b= readline()
a+= b
b= a - b
a-= b

And some kid answered:

a= readline()
b= readline()
print("a=" + b)
print("b=" + a)

I ain't even mad

Can y'all share some good programming questions for interviewing fresh graduates?

How I felt learning JavaScript coming from a strict OOP language...

I haven't tried developing any Android project in a while but once I did, holy effff Android Studio is soooooo frustrating! Even on a 7th gen i7 (granted U version) 16 GB of RAM laptop it's slow AF. But I heard a lot of people saying that it's not bad and works well even on 6 GB of RAM. What's your setup for a good experience developing with Android Studio?