Keep your rubber friend away from high temperature :(

//not mine

Good luck finding a dev.

Debian sysadmin?

Always always hit save!

Greetings from Kenya.
Hello real world

!!!rant
When after 5 years, u cant fully understand linux and someone wants to learn it in 2 days.

"Aww yeah, Bootstrap 4 is coming!"

Shut up bitch! I started 2 years back with web development when I was a noob and since then you are coming.

Bitcoin is $2,450 and all i can do is google the price.

headphones were God's idea

Android Developer job ads next week:
* +10 years of experience in Kotlin.
* +3 years developing enterprise level apps using Kotlin.

Lol @ Jetbrains

Had to giggle when I found this lol

Not sure if it was the missing spaces in the title, the text lingo and bad grammar in the description, or the clickbait-style graphic but I AM SOLD.

when you are so fast with code saving ! and switching tabs

OMFG?! JSONx is an IBM® standard format to represent JSON as XML. https://ibm.com/support/...

Procrastinating at work ;)

Killing your co-worker.

I wish all documentations were as good as MSDN.
And the dark theme <3

"Let's do some pair programming! It will be fun!"

... Fuck no.

Either I start coding and you open a beer, or the other way around. And sure, I do not mind doing each other's code reviews. I respect your feedback.

But I can't look over your shoulder while you misspell keywords. When I write code, I search, try, debug and play at a high speed.

I'm an impressionist/surrealist writing messy passionate functions, breaking lots of things with broad paintbrush strokes before finishing it into detailed perfection. I remember all the places in the code I need to work on, and cover everything with tests.

You're a baroque coder, sometimes even a hyperrealist, with your two-finger 10 wpm typing, writing code strictly line-by-line, decorating every statement with the right checks & typehints in advance. You can not keep two functions in your head at the same time. You write tests reluctantly, but you hate that I barely plan. You plan everything, including your pee breaks.

As a coworker I respect you.

But there is no bigger hell than pair programming with you.

Web devs daily day

Parents:why is my iPad so slow?

Me: It's old (1st gen that came out in 2010)

P:well just clean it up and make it go faster

M:Theres nothing to clean... Theres only a browser app and solitaire....

P: well just fix it so it's faster

M:....... *turns it off and on again*

M: All fixed

Teaching my girlfriend how to program 😊☺️

I have a ritual. Every weekend I try a new technology (language, framework, etc.). It is great!

Now it gonna be more fun to code 😎😎

Yo Devs hit me up ;)

Only for Linux lovers...

"Describe your life in 3 words"

Me:

My dev area of focus: Desktop tools/applications
Why: Because I hate web development

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

That moment when you REALLY want to work on something new, but have no idea what to work on...