First day of holiday break. Some things never change 😅

The current state of apple

What do you think you do?

You know I once played in a band? It was called 1023 megabytes, but we never got a gig.

Reason I am an Android Developer:

10% - I want to make apps to serve humanity
90% - Meh, just wanna write some cool Changelogs

We Should Thank The Inventor Of “Hardware"

I don't really like using tables that much.

There are two hard problems in computer science: naming things, cache invalidation and off-by-1 errors

devRant just hit 50,000 downloads on Android (fancy new store badge, yay!). Thank you everyone for being part of this community and spreading the good word! @dfox and I have some fun new features in the works, exciting times!

So that's how my packages gets delivered!

D: wut

When you're a front end developer and want to use a hashtag.

Am I the only one here who's never been asked if they can "hack" someone's Facebook/Twitter/MySpace/etc?

That build...

!false
It's funny cause it's true 😐

What were you doing?

Coding without coffee is like driving without wheels: you can do it for a while, but you won't get far and you'll leave chaos in your wake.

Any idea why normal, intelligent people lose the ability to write coherent sentences as soon as they click into a bug ticket description text box?

My new wallpaper!!

SUCK IT, JIN-YANG

Css life

.window:nth-child(2) {
visibility: hidden;
}

Nearing the end of a project and the client starts requesting UI changes and new features...

Every. Damn. Time.

been there, done that.
haha

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

Pain ☹️
The real Pain

Me: (putting headphones on)

Boss: You are an engineer. You need to focus. You cannot multitask. Nobody can. You need to concentrate on the work and deliver. If you ...blah.blah.blah.

Me: 😃 hmm yes you are right (dying on the inside)

Boss: if you are listening songs, your attention is towards that, you learn nothing of what you are working on.

Me: 😃 True Indeed.

Inner me 👿: Motherfucker. I use headphones so I don't have to listen to you giggling about with your mates in a bragging battle, in a language I do not understand, which is noise to me.
And technically, I do not listen to songs, I listen to music, while doing repeated tasks, so that I can overcome the boredom and do it quick in a rhythm.
But you wouldn't understand now, would you, YOU OLD FART, you fuckin Remnant of the Ancient times.