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Shortcut fix. You Are Welcome (:-)

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Good luck to team devRant at the TNW NYC conference today. We are sure you will make our global devRant community proud as always. Thanks for all you do!

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Git alias

fuckthat=reset --hard

Because it's easier on the eye.

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And it will always be true 😂

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"windows update won't take Long" is a TRAP!!!!!

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To the new devs:
Never push production on friday

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Never be the smartest person in the room.

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Random Guy: So you wrote all this in Java?
Me: JavaScript
Random Guy: Yea. What i said. It's the same!
Me: *triggered*

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People asking me to make websites...

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Just in case

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Deadline for tomorrow. All I see in my head is:
HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX HOTFIX

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Worst part of being a Dev when someone else prepare estimates for your tasks.

The notes in the code

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Halloween.

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QA: Why have you sent this for testing? it's not working!

Me: Have you cleared your cache?

QA: Oh

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Worst part of being a dev?
Unanswered stackoverflow question that exactly matches your problem

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This is way too true!

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Programming in a nutshell

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Thanks Google. We now have a color picker for hex, rgb and more in the Google Search.

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You want a horror story? Here's one:

IE6

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"Oh so you fix computers?"

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No internet is pretty much the develeper equivalent of kryptonite.

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Someone apparently broke the spam bot

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Worst part: being everyone else's Search Bitch. Seriously, how the hell do you have a job in the tech industry when you can't use a fucking search engine, whether it's Google, a builtin search facility or, hell, scrolling down the goddamn page?

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sometimes the worst part of being a dev is:
LEGACY CODE.

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Boss coding.
Boss not fan of tests at all.

"Hey I'm doing all of tests" - boss to me.
"Cool, are they automated? Or do you want me to implement'em?" - me to him

[long speech about why tests are irrelevant including "...once I tested, it is tested, we dont need to have automated tests."] *im teaching you because you dont know voice*

Please, help meeee

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