yes. :)

Career Goals:
Be able to work from home.

If devRant ever opens up a public API I'm gonna build a dating app

When u have to make sure ur users aren't monkeys ..

First day at my first real programming job... Wish me luck guys :D

Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

Do you have any funny comments in code?

I'M TIRED OF HEARING THAT DEVELOPMENT IS NOT A CREATIVE FIELD! Creativity is emerging new ideas from non-existent ones. It is not confined to pretty designs or well-written copy. Sure, devs are logical problem solvers – but not a single dev will solve those problems the same way. Code is like the paint on our dark-themed canvases and you can see yourself out if you think devs are just robotic coding machines

When you're looking at your cowerker's code and find a comment :
# Sam, Adam FUCK YOUUUU

Actually Sam is the PM and Adam is the test guy ...

I don't know son..😐😐

Hit like if you think devRant should add a chatting feature

this is must

how beautiful this is..😍😍😍

Developer thug Life

Guys! @dfox is doing an interview at my local tech radio show! Check it out on tunein WLJS . I can't wait to hear his inspiration for devRant.

Hey everyone! We just found a post about devRant on Hacker News that is trending! It would help us out a lot if you could vote on it, thanks! https://news.ycombinator.com/item/...

Friend: Check out that hot chick over there
Me: git checkout -b hot-chick

#foreveralone

#foreveralone 😓

watching GOT and silicon valley in the office has been my every Monday's schedule since past 10 weeks. no idea what I will do from next Monday! -.-"

QA trying to break my code

Scrum Meeting
PM: What did you do yesterday?
Me: Tried to come up with a funny post on DevRant.
PM: Wait... So you didn't write any code?
Me: Oh yeah of course I did! I came up with algorithm that grabs the highest rated rants and compares them to determine the best time of day I should post said rant, to get the best possible amount of up votes.

@dfox great job on the upvote/downvote system. You really thought this out. And i appreciate this level of thoughtfulness.

"How did the last push to prod go?"

Things that make me feel like a child:

* Getting access to company computational cluster.

And its not a blog

that moment when you working on design but nature does it much better...

Picture of the Day :D