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I know all the git commands:
- git status
- git add
- git commit
- git push

'2' + 2 => '22'
'2' - 2 => 0

Js devs will understand

Weekend starts now!!
Beer, pet projects and weed all a developer needs.

That moment when the whole Dev team has a team meeting and your not invited 😕

My Setup, what you guys think?

Does anyone agree? 😄

I JUST GOT THE JOB OFFER!!! They are paying me well and with full benefits and they are going to pay for extended training on top of that!!

This internship was one of my better decisions! :)

The software development process.

I can't fix this.

*Crisis of confidence*
*Questions career*
*Questions life*

Oh it was a typo, cool.

Don't get too comfortable.

If your workplace isn't much of a learning environment, it's either time to learn on your own time or leave that workplace.

Don't be arrogant with those who are less tech savy. If your boss/cowoker doesn't understand, at least give them them a chance ☺.

Be kind to new developers who make mistakes; you were in their shoes once.

Realize there's more to life than just designing and implementing software. Don't let other areas of your life suffer just because you're a godly developer.

😒.

When you come back to the first link you found googling and only now you understand it because of the bits and pieces you gathered meanwhile.

Little Hack
It annoys me whenever I encounter a website like quora which hides the real content with a overlay and a pop up to sign in. Little do they know I just delete the overlay element from the Dom 😁😁.
Who else does this?

Just got the most introspective job interview ever.
Like, I think those guys now understand me better than my parents do.
Like, I learnt more about myself during this interview process than during my psychological evaluation.
Like, I changed my career plan twice during the interview process.

I don't know who I am anymore but I wanna work with those guys

Ow yes I can totally relate to this

Made sure I was alone and farted, two second later my boss walks over to my chair and sits down to show me a problem with the website...

I felt so uncomfortable

The ability of web technologies to make mobile apps makes them really powerful.

When you can't access your variable because it's out of scope

8 hobits == 1 hobyte

First rant, so here goes:
def initialize
@rant = 'when the contractor your boss brought in to help, whose weekly rate exceeds your monthly salary, doesn't know the difference between server side and client side technologies.'
end

Any coding challenge that doesn’t start with modifying an existing code base ignores what 95% of software engineering is.

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

Friend: Oh, so you are software dev. What do you write mostly at work?

Me: bugs

An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka

😂😂😂

+1 if your fortunate enough to get paid for what you love doing

"Can you try these colors?"

Repeat x infinity

writes code.. runs code.. no errors. thats weird.. something's definitely wrong.

Does anybody here watch Mr. Robot?

Showing ReactJS to a PHP developer must be what it felt like to show fire to a caveman for the first time…