She runs C shells by the seashore.

Me as a programmer 😂

I've reached the magic number!

When after several hours of trying and you still can't find the source of the exception

Who else think this is awesome

Stop f*cking calling me minority or part of a underrepresented group. Yeah I noticed I am one of the only women on a conference. I DONT CARE, I AM A PROGRAMMER NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Hire me for my work, not because you want you company to be more diverse.

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

Programmer needs meditation

Nothing would make my life more fun than an Office fort!

Just realized that "Mary had a little lamb" is like the "Hello World" of musical instruments.

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My colleague (female) hooked up with me, made me do all her project work and dumped me as soon as it was complete.

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The number of tabs opened in the browser is directly proportional to the completely of the problem! :p

I am a full stack developer....

using my local provider

Having a walk with my 2 huskies!

I remember the first time I had a code block, I sat on my desk for up to 18 hours trying to fix it. In the end realizing that my impatience is not helping me. It was all in vain. A tired mind did not help.

I finally came to realise that I was lacking on knowledge and a tired brain did not help. I did it the next day but learnt a huge lesson. When it's just not your day, it's not you day. A fresh mind will help next day. Relax, do anything apart from code.

Too much of code can drain you of ideas and smartness. You need to let your mind breathe. Life away from the PC is important too.

echo = "Happy Programmers Day";

Best way to get unstuck for me is to walk away, get about 2 fingers of scotch (3 depending on the glass), drink that and wait for the Ballmer Peak.

Credit to XKCD for this wonderful work of research. https://xkcd.com/323/

Oh CJ!

I want to connect to the servers,
but computer says: "nooooooooo"

Hopefully one day everyone will understand