NEVER PUBLISH INTO PRODUCTION ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON
...
unless you want to work all weekend!

Yesterday i somehow drunk-coded my entire c++ homework, it runs great and its a guaranteed A but i dont remember how does it work so if they start asking questions theyll think i just had it made by someone

New release of FireFox 😍😍😋

When a senior engineer who was essentially a DBA on his last project is made tech lead on an iOS team. He had no iOS background before this and now he thinks hes a friggin architect.

Dealing with legacy code is one of the hardest thing I've done in my life

Boss: Have you finished that feature?
Me: Almost there, i'm refactoring some classes...
Boss: What? Refactor? But thisnis a new feature, it does not need refactor! We don't have time for this!
Me: 😵🔫

This is what happen when you care about code quality.

two states ;)

when you spend 3 years at University studying Software Engineering, and your step dad asks you, " so what is it you that actually do?"... 😐

The face of a developer when he makes the similar UI as mentioned in the png file given by designer

The face of a developer when he makes the similar UI as mentioned in the png file given by designer and the designer points out some minor spacing issue

Boss come all excited... I want this project done right! I want it on time and I want this client uber happy!

Me: Dude ... pick two.

When developers can't use Regex:

'Your credit card number cannot contain spaces'

ಠ_ಠ

Saw some other posts about clean wiring, had to share this

Cracking open Unity for the first time, tonight after the daughter goes to bed, for an augmented reality project.

Cheers! 🍺

Html5 vs Adobe flash. Html5 won
Html5 vs java Web embedded app. Html5 won
Therefore Html5 vs java 3 billion devices. Ans=?

"Hey we need you to be laser focused on these rush projects, but first let's have an hour long meeting to discuss how you need to be laser focused on these projects".

😑

Bus not found

HTTP response code 418

Programmer's head ache

The Algorithm

I regret upgrading to beta iOS 10 😤 It's so buggy at this point 🐞 Already submitted 7 bugs though 🙌🏼

I spent 3 full days trying to debug an error caused by ONE SINGLE SEMICOLON.

Apple finally approved app for the store! (we have like 10 hours left before launch) phew!

That moment when you sit down at your PC and realize you forgot to push your latest commit from your laptop.

When you're shower had more GitHub commits than you...

Good old IE joke

Why is it that women find C to be more attractive than Java?
Because C doesn’t treat them like objects.

the worst mistake, really, was crashing our production not once, but twice in two days, and being too much of a newbie to recognize it was my fault it broke because of my code

Brilliant!

If anyone wants to create a webapp using React, Express, Webpack, Babel I just created a boilerplate to make things easy for you guys. It contains extremely basic files and the whole file structure including Redux structure. I've struggled a lot to understand and combine this technologies. I've felt like now that I understand I should share with you guys.

GitHub: https://github.com/tahnik/...