Networking Professor: Alright, how many of you disagree with the way Google collects and uses data?

*basically everyone in the lecture hall raises their hands*

Professor: Okay, now if you were offered a job at Google, how many of you would still take it?

*everyone raises their hands.*

Should i share my new opensource project in devRant ?

PHP is a meme
Javascript is a meme
CSS is a meme
HTML is a meme
C is a meme
Everyone loves Python
Wordpress is a meme
.NET is a meme
Vim is a meme
Emacs is a meme
Apple is a meme
Microsoft is a meme
Windows is a meme
Having software available on Linux is meme
Stack Overflow is a meme

It doesn't matter what kind of developer you are.
Together we're one big meme.

LOL Do you remember this virus

For all those who hard coded 2017 in their code don't forget to update it 😋

PS. I actually know people who have

Finally free from the clutches of OSX. Feels good.

What if our CLIs started showing ads? 😱

Happy New Year Guys

With latest release of Notepad++ you can now have a nice intellisense for CoffeeScript code!

Added by me! 🤗

Close more browser tabs

Just bought my first 0.002 Bitcoin 😎

Android developers will know

A Merry Christmas to everyone! Hope no one will get server down or family asking for help with computer!

The O in Rails stands for optimization

var print = console.log;

My favorite line when I'm working with node.

Just heard someone saying:
"I got a graphics card with 1080 mega pixels!"

Client: So you work with computers?

Me: I create software for computers, yes.

Client: Fix my printer.

Me: I SAY SOFTWARE FOR COMPUTERS YOU BUFFOON!

When developers write to santa

F in Internet explorer stands for fast!!
U in client stands for understanding!!
C in iPhone stands for customizable!!
N in US stands for net neutrality!!

B in devRant stands for boring!!

to everyone here 😁

The F in JavaScript stands for functional.

The S in PDF stands for standardized.

Dear fellow devs, I would like to remind you to get up and drink a glass of water once in a while.

At least drink enough so that your pee is clear. Just trying to look out for you guys.

The literally recommended autofill for my password 😐

And this is how it begun!!

They fucked up the project deadline again. I received 5 days to finish up the web-based application without any brief and design. When I asked for it they said it's easy I can just Google for similar app and make it.

What?

I am a Windows hostage: 50% of my games are just not supported on Linux/Mac.

So I signed up for my first hackathon two weeks ago, which is today.

AND YESTERDAY I GET AN EMAIL WHERE THEY'RE LIKE "sorry but there are too many people who signed up so we couldn't sign you up"

WTF

ITS NOT LIKE YOU KNEW THIS TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN THE INSCRIPTION FORM WAS STILL ONLINE (it still is...)

OR MAYBE UPDATE THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION TO TELL THE PEOPLE WHO SIGN UP AND ARE REALLY EXCITED RIGHT AWAY YOU'RE FULL!!!!

FUUCK

Got my copy 😍

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Ubuntu vs mint ;)