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About

A software developer from Jamaica my hobbies include hiking and pretending I know what I'm doing.
Skills

Java, C#, JavaScript, Python, Ruby, CSS etc. I do front-end, back-end I do it all. Familiar with React and angular in the front end world. Jersey and Play! Rails and friends on the server side. I pick them up as I need them.
Location

Jamaica
Github

tevyt

Joined devRant on 8/6/2017

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>be 16
>first intro to game developement
>medium sized start up, writes lore
>eighty pages of background lore
>only on gnomes
>model designer "indentifies as a gnome"
>eighty pages gets scrapped because they were "offensive"
>mom comes home to a lawn full of broken gnomes

rant

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I don’t need sex because C++ fucks me everyday

rant pointers manual memory management c++

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This is the best thing I've seen all week.

joke/meme

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Skills: JavaScript, PHP, Ruby, Python, Java, C++, Go, Perl

Meaning: I wrote"Hello world" in each of these.

joke/meme joke

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when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

undefined shitty code commits

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Really?

joke/meme

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I've found a new love and her name is Ruby on rails

rant rails love ruby

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Sure I've said this before, but I was once asked to embed a video in a pdf so people could print it...

rant wk75

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!tant, she said YES!

random marry me love she said yes

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So adopting this price list. Like right now.

rant

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So.... My mouse just froze

joke/meme cold call frozen mouse

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I am a fresher in web development. I have already learnt to use nodejs, react, angular, vanilla js and made many projects. Majority of the work I feel is just CRUD based, sure there are some exciting things but they are only of a small percentage.

All that innovation HAPPENING is just glorified way of making a CRUD APP ONLY.
Oh mvc worked great on server side let's bring it to client side
OH mvc is such a mess, who thought about doing this.
Oh react redux is so revolutionary let's remake our app using it,,
Oh es6 fuck yeah, Babel, webpack sure, now my crud app is super performant.
Oh graphql, motherfucking cutting edge CRUD APP......

I need to know what's next, is there any breaking of this cycle

rant crud js web

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Pretty sure "agile" doesn't mean what you think it does.

rant agile done wrong

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Our testers want us devs to start paying 50 cents for each bug the testers find. But they won't agree to paying us devs 50 cents for each bug that makes it into production.

undefined tester developer

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me.children += 1;
^_^

random life choices life change

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I wish my bachelor's degree would've been made out of soft paper so it wouldn't scratch too much when I wipe my ass with it :(

rant bachelor's degree

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Found this gem in a popular online tutorial.

undefined all for one java for if

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Date a programmer. We break loops, not hearts.

joke/meme

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my girlfriend knows how to work with linux based systems and she does not like apple products. She's the one!

random

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Hence proved, CSS is more difficult than rocket science..

undefined rocket science css

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I made this in HTML+JS, what do you think about it ? 😀

undefined

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Love how you guys swear and just say whatever here.

Such a nice change from the cunts at HN that sit there choking on their own dicks and giving you -20 for using the word fuck.

rant profanity freedom

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Told client my hourly rate. He agreed but only gave me 20 minutes to do the work...😀

undefined price crazy frustration

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What code review?

rant wk72

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5!=120
(Not missing brackets)

joke/meme math

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I really, really don't understand people.

Made a post showing gameplay video from my game "Hang in There" - hundreds of like on it, people commenting how original it is, and that they want to play it "now".

Released the game a couple of days later... less than 15 installs - and the freaking game is FREE :/

Here it is, judge it yourself:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...

undefined game android mobile people

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Sorry if this has been posted before, but this really cracked me up 😂

joke/meme

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!RANT

Bet the diff between a beginner developer and an intermediate developer is where to get code snippets either from old codebases or remote resources.

undefined hackerman
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Found this online while searching for something about shitty existing code that I just didn't understand. Irony!

joke/meme
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This is a fun conversation I had:

Test Engineer: 😑 The test bench burst into flames.
Me: 😪😲 Do what now?
TE: 😐 The test bench burst into flames. It made a pretty impressive fire ball.
Me: 😮 . . . How are you so calm about this?
TE: 😐 Well it's not on fire now.
Me: 😶 Good point.
TE:😧 made me mad as hell though.
Me: 😕 why's that?
TE: 😬 Cuz I only had one damn step left in that test procedure and it was to turn the damn test bench off.
Me: 🤔 Correct me if I'm wrong but the test bench is off is it not?
TE: 😐 Well yeah.
Me: 🤔 and you caused it to be turned off by your actions no?
TE: 😕 . . . yeah . . .
Me:🤔 sounds like you turned it off to me.
TE: 😒
Me: 🙂
TE: 😐
Me: ☺
TE: 😑
Me: 😎
TE: 😐 but it won't turn on again.
Me: 🤔 do you have a requirement to be able to turn it on again after you turn it off?
TE: 😑 It's implied.
Me: 😐 not what I asked
TE: 😧 No not explicitly.
Me: 😎 sounds like you completed the test procedure.
TE: 😑
Me: 😎
TE: 😑
Me: 😎
TE: 😧 that's not how it works.
Me: 😎 doesn't it?
TE: 😑 No.
Me:😎
TE: *walks away* 😧😧😧
Me: *turns back to computer* well I was just trying to help YOU out 😒

I am the best at interpersonal communication.

undefined semantics test engineering pedantics

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