Two weeks ago, our lead presents jenkins to our apprentice.

Apprentice : why some projects have a cloud icon and other a sun ?
Lead : because there were cloud outside when build finished.

Today we still laugh about it.

Jenkins builds...

Been programmed to write the loop this way

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

I couldn't keep myself from having stickers, I always removed them, but then this happened.

If any of these buggers dare come off, thanks dell for the nice surface btw /s, I will freeken super glue them on!

So I've had a shoulder surgery to fix my problem always losing my left arm, I'm on a medical leave, so no work but i get payed, nice and dandy ... Yesterday my old colleague/friend calls me that he arranged an interview for me for a project ... Excuse me but wtf, I'm happy getting payed and not working 🤔

I vent to the interview, and all they want is to add Romanian and Hungarian translations to a site and mobile app they have, technically they don't even have access to the server or files to add the other languages.

Now explain that to a non tech guy.

We agreed that they get my answer when they have approval and access to the needed stuff 🤣

Edit: this also fits this weeks question

//TODO: Add Camera

😂😂😂

True story

Spot on

Recursion...

I am a perfectionist (or am I suffering from asperger)

So today a colleague totally new to the linux world was installing different distros to try and toy with, he knew I have linux on my laptop and asked what distro.

Apparently he couldn't get Manjaro working so asked if I could suggest him another ... obviously for the lols I recommended Arch ...

Some time later, I checked on him and he was still in the console of the live usb, he told me, he was waiting for the gui to load for the past half an hour ...

... I think he hates me now

Today at school I borrowed an oscilloscope and a few capacitors and used a circuit I made at home to just demonstrate the discharge of a capacitor, since my physics teacher asked me to teach the class about this on Friday
So it's one of those old analogue scopes, so to get a nice line I turned the speed right down and did a long exposure shot with my phone and it turned out brilliantly!

A christmas present by my brother
As you can see the process is still running.

Merry Christmas 🎄

Well he's got a point

Karate kick to decline a call

When I finished my studies, I was looking for a job and had an interview at a smallish company.

Boss: can you do C?
Me: yes, I have already done some stuff in C.
Boss: I mean, are you really good in C?
Me, growing suspicious: well yes I already have been using it - but anyway, there's also the project documentation for looking up, right?
Boss: uhm, the code IS the documentation.

I envisioned myself being drowned in undocumented spaghetti code and wasn't really keen on that job anymore, but my following question pretty much ended the interview:

Me: oh, I see. Do you have any roadmap for getting your development to a more professional base?

His looks, priceless! He was just shocked when he realised that he had failed my interview, and that I was a fresher made it even harder to digest for him.

A train station that finally plays by the rules.

No doubts, the software engineers suggested this.

;____;

You know .. the usual

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This is how you'd imagine a sysadmin.

(Stolen from Reddit)

Okay Google

Language not specified...

Tumblr will start blocking adult content on December 17.
Guess I'll be uninstalling the app

Reminds me childhood days 🤣