😂😂😂

I get more notice of stackoverflow being down from devRant than stackoverflow itself 😄

please

It's one of those days

people who send a long message in the subject line with a blank body

...stackoverflow is offline...

At times I agree

yeaa.. this is devRant......

On a scale of 1 to Melania Trump how much code have you guys gotten from Stack Overflow?

I know that feel

"Optimism" wanted to correct to "Optimisation". Oh dear.

That moment when you are a new coder,ask a question on StackOverFlow,get -3 rep and you can't ask a new question for 2 days

First thing i do with fresh osx/linux
1. oh-my-zsh
2. thefuck
3. brew
What's your choices ?

Any doubts?

the ultimate developer's keyboard.

Debugging..

When you join a new project, look at the git log, and all the commits say 'initial-commit'... 😭

Rivals

I want one.

Today I saw a Reddit post about running JavaScript inside SQL queries. FML.

Road not found

My boss is pissed at me for browsing devRant. So I've created Chrome Extension so i could quickly open\hide it.

Feel free to get it from Chrome Store: https://goo.gl/J05XhT

none support IE so it shouldn't be that hard😁

Alright.

Ex-girlfriend: Tell me those three words and I'm yours

Me: I like Java

When I get bored I just make random websites about something weird like hot dogs or sheeps.

It's been nearly 20 years since this episode aired, but it seems like nothing has changed.

Every time or not?

Race to 'git push' be like

//run every weekday afternoon
public void workIsOver(int hoursOvertime){

int beerCount = 1;
if (hoursOvertime > 1){
beerCount++;
}

startCar();

int timeHomeMinutes = 20 + Traffic.getTimeLostStuckInTrafficToday();
if (timeHomeMinutes > 40) {
beerCount++;
}

Boolean finallyAtHome = true;

if (goToFridge.checkStock("beer") < beerCount){
Log.e("Dude","WTF?");
}
drink("beer");

while (!girlfriendAtHome){

if (stash != 0){
Joint joint = new Joint(stash);
joint.blaze();
} else {
Log.e("Dude","Seriously?");
}

startAndroidStudio();
workOnSideProject(getCurrentSideProject());

}

girlfriend.communicate();
new AsyncTask<>(thinkAboutCodingInBackground()).execute();

if (bedTime){
try {
doSomeBedroomPartying();
} catch (NullPointerException e) {
Log.w("Sorry","not today");
}

activity.finish();

}
}