Oh for crying out loud, Github is stopping with the term 'master' due to its 'negative association'.

Can we please not pull everything out of goddamn context and not be a fucking offended special snowflake with ANYTHING that could potentially be thought of in a way that could be associated with slavery?!

If we're gonna do it like this I want to ask people of color not to use white/light themed websites/backgrounds.

True software developer

I just wanna show you guys our branches.

What do you call a bee which comes from america?
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Yup im out🤣🤣

Day after the weekend. 😂

On the last working day of our CEO.
CEO: As a software company, if we are to build an airplane would you ride on the airplane that we built?
Everyone was silent.
Me at the back of my head: I'll ride. I know for sure that the airplane will never start.

This is so mean

Ranters this week

People are worried that AI will replace them in their jobs.

But guys.

We are still using php.

I think we are safe for the next 200 years.

"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

"get a wife"

Stackoverflow.

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

"Work for me", client said, "I won't pay you but you will get some reputations for working with us" he added.

"Sorry, my body can't digest reputation", I replied.

What a stupid configuration of firewall at my work:

devrant -> blocked because of entertainment category.
xvideos -> no problem at all.

Conclusion: sysadmin likes watching porn.

Actually make it about CS.

Fire all incompetent teachers and update all the reading materials

*Builds a web component for a client website*

CLIENT: I don't like it, can I have it a tiny bit over to the right more

ME: Taps the arrow key a few times making it look like I'm doing something.(Which actually does nothing)

Client: 👌Perfect

😂😂😂 Wut 😂😂😂

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

That moment when

Types of Bug Fixing 🤣🤣

I know that feeling, kid...

The old logo makes sense now.

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

I will fix that in the next iteration.

I have got 99 problems and emoji encoding ain't one of them.

P.S. /r/softwaregore

Found something true as 1 == 1

Professor : Explain deadlock and I will give you full marks.

Me:- You give me full marks and I'll explain deadlock.

If you refactor code and make it worse, did you refucktor it?

My company is like:

Boss: How long do you estimate to make a universe?
God: 14 billion years.
Boss: You have 7 days. Please reserve 1 for Q&A.