It all makes sense now...

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

The bugs have learned to hide

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Great background music, pretty much a pinned tab of mine now: https://generative.fm/

"Endlessly unique ambient music"

"The pieces featured on this site are not recordings. The music is generated by a different system created for each piece. These systems have been designed such that each performance is unique and plays continuously without repetition."

So, I took 4 weeks vacation. I planned to finish so many projects and learn so many stacks.

First 3 weeks:

Active Noise Cancellation (ANC) headphones in, whatever music that your mood requires at the time (my taste varies from classical to country to blues to jazz, pop, rock, metal and even heavy metal (growls) at times).

libre.fm is a good source for non-redundant music. The community channel is actually very good. (even though some crap do creep in every once in a while)

If you can zone out the noise around you, have a coffee machine within your chair's (assuming it has wheels) roll-range - you're all good.

PS : There's one problem that you can never rule out - interruptions from people around you, for that, you make a list of predefined answers :

Ohh this is so cringyyyy!!

A good question to ask everyone...

Me? Between early bird and perfectionist 😂

Thanks, Microsoft.

Got some requests about changes in design some weeks ago. Did the most of what I can do, but something wasn't possible, so I told them that I cannot do what was requested.

They still ask me to do it.

How was you you guys Valentine’s day? I was stuck with my work.

When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

Aww poor virus😂😂😂

How language creators choose the function to get the size of an array..

I mean, the life could be more simple, this is just an example.

LOL!!!

Dating? Like.. Unix timestamps? That must be what you mean.

Yes they work great. A+++

If you hold up a UNIX shell to you ear, can you hear the C?

"I'm new to {{someFramework}}, can you tell me how everything works?"

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

Frontend Devs - get ready to update your footers :)

God I hope 2017 is better ... Please ... Seriously

Oh no, again...

Sorry but i must do it too:

I GOT THE JOB!

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucio

Interviewer: "Show me a cool side-project you have been working on!"

Me: "No! I do not have a cool side-project to show you! I work to pay the bills, and do other things in my spare time! Like go fishing, or play video games. Why the fuck are you assuming that I spend my weekends coding for fun!? Do you call random people asking them questions every Saturday and Sunday just for the LOLs of it?"

Pushing to Prod without testing and having zero problems

C# in a nutshell.

Credits: 9gag