That's a good plan🤣

Meanwhile, someone had a plan.

!rant

A simple yet cool wallpaper that I enjoy; I thought maybe you guys would like it too

So, I took 4 weeks vacation. I planned to finish so many projects and learn so many stacks.

First 3 weeks:

Want to take your open office plan to the next level? Double the efficiency of your space by having two employees per standing desk.

i've been working with my plan to make a small software development company for a while now.

time to implement my plan
Finalizing my plan: Done
Quit my job: Done
Ordering Office Requirements : Shipping
a Server : Shipping
Dozen of Rubber Ducks : Shipping
etc...

so here it is, Day 0; repurposing my bunker to be my small office !

new life, new hope

Corporate IT: Here at Company A we are very proactive about CyberSecurity!

Dev: What is our cybersecurity plan?

Corporate IT: If any breaches happen we will terminate those involved and discontinue use of the offending product

Dev: That sounds reactive to me

Corporate IT: 😡 It’s proactive actually as we put together that plan of action BEFORE anything happened!

Dev: …

GF: Who is this girl?
Me: I need a backup plan if this production environment fails

I now feel like an esports gamer...

Except I don't actually have any games or plan to get any....

My pseudo-code compiles... Let's make it compile even in (virtual) reality!

I plan to integrate it in the very next crack xD

Totally my step one in any plan!

World domination plan.

We had a meeting whose agenda was to plan another meeting.

All,

Let's have a quick meeting about today's meeting so we can plan our meeting for tomorrows meeting. Thanks!

Thanks,
Kill myself

I'm going to quit my job without a backup plan*. Wish me luck.

* but with solid savings

Whoever thought huge open plan offices were a good idea needs shot in the fucking face with a brick-gun

Management knows shit about managing.

They ask us to do x and one month later they have the first meeting to discuss it... They didn't even plan it, only asked.

Its like asking a hamburger at Mc Donalds and letting the kind of hamburger for when it arrives:

"Hey, I want a hamburger"

Mc. Employee: "Which one , sir?"

"Doesn't matter, when it arrives we decide about it, just go on, chop chop"

Spotify just asked me for my ZIP code (to verify my family plan again after like a year).

I typed 00000 and they accepted that 🤔

Today, for fun, I wrote prime number generation upto 1000 using pure single MySQL query.

No already created tables, no procedures, no variables. Just pure SQL using derived tables.

So does this mean that pure SQL statements do not have the halting problem?

Putting an EXPLAIN over the query I could see how MySQL guessed that the total number of calculations would be 1000*1000 even before executing the query in itself and this is amazing ♥️

I have attached a screenshot of the query and if you are curious, I have also left below the plain text.

PS this was a SQL problem in Hackerrank.

MySQL query:

select group_concat(primeNumber SEPARATOR '&') from
(select numberTable.number as primeNumber from

(select cast((concat(tens, units, hundreds)+1) as UNSIGNED) as number from

(select 0 as units union select 1 union select 2 union select 3 union select 4 union select 5 union select 6 union select 7 union select 8 union select 9) unitsTable,
(select 0 as tens union select 1 union select 2 union select 3 union select 4 union select 5 union select 6 union select 7 union select 8 union select 9) tensTable,
(select 0 as hundreds union select 1 union select 2 union select 3 union select 4 union select 5 union select 6 union select 7 union select 8 union select 9) hundredsTable order by number) numberTable

inner join

(select cast((concat(tens, units, hundreds)+1) as UNSIGNED) as divisor from

(select 0 as units union select 1 union select 2 union select 3 union select 4 union select 5 union select 6 union select 7 union select 8 union select 9) unitsTable,
(select 0 as tens union select 1 union select 2 union select 3 union select 4 union select 5 union select 6 union select 7 union select 8 union select 9) tensTable,
(select 0 as hundreds union select 1 union select 2 union select 3 union select 4 union select 5 union select 6 union select 7 union select 8 union select 9) hundredsTable order by divisor) divisorTable

on (divisorTable.divisor<=numberTable.number and divisorTable.divisor!=1)
where numberTable.number%divisorTable.divisor=0
group by numberTable.number having count(*)<=1 order by numberTable.number) resultTable;

My average work day:

Thinking of better ways to plan/organise my work - 75%
Planning my work - 15%
Rethinking how to plan my work - 9%
Actual work 1%

"we don't plan on fixing a huge security hole that allows for root on our one server that runs our million-dollar service"

"As you can see, our open-office floor plan really helps with developer productivity"

Weekend plan:
1. I will watch react conf
2. I want to complete vim cheat sheet
3. LFS project is too
4. Netflix
5. ........
...
.
.

Electricity : 😈

Fuck..
😡

Plan A: Get software job in foreign country. Migrate and get citizenship there.

Plan B: Start a business in foreign country and get citizenship.

Plan C: Marry a foreign citizen, get citizenship.

Shit. It's the weekend and my plan is to... code more.

Apple needs new PLAN!!!! lmao 🤣

Discounted price is much more expensive....

My exact plan for new year.
What's yours?

Mobile plan with fairly decent call time and 2gigs of internet: $20
Mobile plan with no calls and unlimited internet: $5

Yep its time to put telegram on my family's phones

Oh god this is not going to plan!
This is the first piece of art I've ever done haha

Since I've got back up plan now, FUCK programming!!

my boss have a weird habit of asking plan to us...this happened today

boss: What's the team plan today?
me: Not getting frustrated..
other devs: <claps>

Got migrated from 3-nerd room to 18 person open office. Even call centers have cubicles, but noooo.

Who the FCK invented open plan offices?

I can see how the morons are rubbing their two cells together:
"Who on earth would like to have some quiet when thinking? Thinking is for nerds! Sales people make money and they like to yell all over the F!#!#! place.

Fck this. Turning in my resignation today.

Hmm, Manager called us for a meeting to discuss our future plan

All we ended up listening he wants to open up his own caffe with library

:(

Plan before you start a project (write pseudocode, draw a small diagram, research other implementations, etc). Without a plan, those projects are usually the ones that turn out unfinished.

Never plan a software release on Fridays !! I repeat NEVER

Upgraded my cellphone plan from 300MB to 5GB. Now browsing DevRant and Reddit while hearing over Spotify. Its awesome.

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." - Mike Tyson

Thinking about getting this as a tattoo on my wrist (without the words), what do you think? Currently 21, will this decision fuck me over somewhere?

Product manager: ah ok I understand. So is the plan still to do xyz?

Me: .... STILL?? ... when was that ever the plan? .... ok when you said “I understand” what did you mean?

A cable company in my home country recently launched their cloud hosting solution.

Their cheapest plan is $125 and it comes with a 1vCPU, 1GB of RAM and 50 GB HDD. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. That's the equivalent of a $10 plan in DigitalOcean.

P.S.
Picking Linux or Windows does not change the price 😐

Fuck all managers who expects us to deliver a completely new feature before the holidays when in reality it would take thrice the time left until everyone is on vacation. Fuck them all with a cactus.

Just got my wireless, noise cancelling headphones for Christmas! Open floor plan, be damned!

Online friends: "So what's your plan for new years?"
Me: "We will do some amazing stuff! This will be fun"
Online friends: "Great!"
*Real condition: alone, no plan, and miserable*

Who else having the same?

I left a well paid job with a very good pension plan for an exciting startup job. Whats wrong with us developers ;)

I forgot that WiFi was turned off, and so I went through half of my data plan in just an hour. Fml

Do away with open-plan offices.Who are the idiots who thought this would improve "productivity"..

When you turn up to work and realise you forgot your headphones so you gotta try and concentrate while overhearing every conversation in the office.

So my plan was to buy 4 x 4tb wd reds. But then I saw a really great offer, and now I've ordered 4x 8tb Seagate ironwolf 😅

That would have to be the meeting we went to to plan a meeting. At the clients offices on top of it, so a 20min drive one way to sit in a meeting room to plan a meeting.

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.

(Might do a variation with “punched in the mouth”, since I realize both versions of the quote exist)

0. Plan
1. Abort. A JavaScript Framework already exists.

Holy shit Mozilla's game plan just revolutionized

👏 ALWAYS 👏 CHECK 👏 FOR 👏 HARDWARE 👏 COMPATIBILITY 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 PLAN/USE 👏 LINUX 👏

Today's full day meeting accomplishments:

- start 9:00 am
- updated intellij idea
- updated fedora
- checked out servers to see if everything was OK

- lunch break

- people agreed that "we are just gonna do it and plan later"
- presented my status on the actual meeting subject
- me and the consultant realised we are really fucked :)
- meeting ended 5:30 pm

Yay!

How the fuck can you go beyond unlimited plan nonetheless going above it!!

After googling "fuck whoever thought of open plan offices" out of pure rage, I found this gem of a website, now I'm happily surprised I'm not alone. :)

Why is it when I plan to program something ALWAYS comes up and prevents me from doing it.

We upgraded to Dyn Managed DNS last month, now we're down with the DDoS attack! If we didn't upgrade from their standard plan, we would be online still 😂

Last day at work, and management place a "IT revision plan" in my lap.

Nope

1. Make a plan
2. Execute the plan
3. Expect the plan to go horribly wrong
4. Improvise

Truest words to come out of the DC (or any) universe!!!

Having to create a catastrophic failure plan for a clients as a company that is 98% remote.

just so you know, $25/month is NOT a pay as you go plan - its a $25/month plan

why the hell would i pay for $25 a month on top of my usage charges

fuckin 🤡s

AT&T: "there is an excessive use cap on your unlimited mobile data plan but you'll never hit it"

Me: BEGIN TRANSMISSION

Great plan!

Nice! At least we have plenty of advance notice with which to plan. Design could be a little better, maybe.

Any under 18 developers here? If yes, what language do you use to code, and where do you plan to go?

First day of new year, first day of relaxing until my new job starts .. Plan to travel and not code for awhile!

"No battle plan survives contact with the enemy."
- Helmuth von Moltke

And make no mistake... the users are the enemy.

I hate it when “We’ll, we’re agile” becomes more of an excuse than a plan.

Got my first message from a recruiter today 😄! Not that I plan to leave the current company but it's a nice feeling 😄

Baaaahhhhh!!! I just stepped on my UPS power button and killed my machine after spending considerable time working out the plan for a new tool to add to our system.

!rant
I only subscribe to mobile data plan just to read devRants. It makes me happy.

Everytime I read "USB", My mind consider it a backup of USA.

🤷

If you didn't became a developer what would you be? What's your plan B?

Mine is to be a psychologist.

I like to upvote both sides of an argument.
I plan on going into banking.

Be nice to everyone, but at the back of your mind

Always have a plan to kill them.

now we r talkin'. don't you dare change the status. I even plan to be quiet as much as I can endure to enjoy the 1K++

P.S. 10x @retoor

1. Plan your work
2. Plan new skills to learn every year
3. Stackoverflow is your best friend
4. Don't be afraid to ask stupid questions...
5. ... but make sure not to ask too many of them
6. Don't get burned on one single topic, find other projects to work in parallel or even better work on side projects in your spare time

Thinking about buying a yearly VPN plan. Private Internet Access is cheaper but NordVPN has much better interface.

...

Use a paper and a pencil to plan for your feature before writing code.

Hello VPN gurus,

Which VPN service should I buy?

I just wanna access Hulu and similar content with country restrictions.

Currently using ProtonVPN free plan. But to watch Hulu, I'll have to upgrade their $8/mth plan.

So if I have to buy something, I wanna hear some recommendations and feedbacks before doing so.

Thank you.

Work won't buy me noise-cancelling headphones T_T it gets so fucking loud here in this open floor plan

I'm curious..

When does programming suck for you, and when is it fun?

Like I hate programming, when I run into an obscure use case that opens up some serious errors with my some, or gasp, all, of my architecture and forces me to rethink everything - especially DB design, ugh.

I love programming when my architecture and DB design create naturally readable code and everything falls into place and I feel like a genius.

I guess, in short.... plan before you code?

And then, plan again.

But don't plan too much.

The love/hate of my programming life summed up right there I think.

How about you?

6 months for them to plan for a project, poorly. 3 days for me to code and actually create the logic properly. Clowns. Ass clowns.

How much does your internet cost?

My stats:
Speed: 50Mbps
Bandwidth: Unlimited with no FUP
Yearly: $67.16
Monthly: $5.59
Downtime: Almost never

Note: This is for home internet plan and NOT mobile plan

Nothing breaks a dev's heart more than when you plan to spend your day off programming and work asks you to do a full day .-.

Why must everything cost money .-.

Boss: I wonder how the whole plan failed

Developer *thinking*: If only I could have told this to you weeks ago. Well, I knew you wouldn't listen. Your actions were clear. Your loss. Or maybe it kinda became my plan to fail the plan and it work worked. Idk, lol. Maybe next time don't categorise what I say as negative by asking me to frame it positively. I won't give any feedback then, especially critical feedback to improve

Stupid prof thinks paid M$ office/email plan is much better than GSuite because it is free.
FML. 🤦

What I have in my mind for my future plan as professional developer :
"I need my own Espresso machine"

At work, do you ever start with a plan for your day, get dragged into some other 'urgent' task and then into another, and your plan becomes a sweet distant memory?

Open plan office. Distraction hell.

Phones ringing. Endless people walking past. People talking shite nearby. Constant interruption in one form or another.

Well this is the end...

My dream of getting a enginieer degree is over.

I hope my plan B wont fail.

Hiring manager: "Our open office plan is great, we collaborate all the time!"

*Goes into office, shuts door*

"The free plan allows 200 API calls per month, while the paid plan offers unlimited API calls."

wtf is this, 1990 and you're running a raspberry pi as your server? give me a fuckin break

After a week of logs investigation, we finally found a solution for performance issue. Just scaled up the app vertically to the next tier plan in Azure.

No error handling at all, not even a single try catch. Program crashes when the wind changes direction. Previous developer developed his test plan around his bugs. 😭

Somebody just asked me: "so what's the plan for Monday?"
Me: What's Monday?
...After waiting for a reply for a while, I check the calendar... IT'S MY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!!!

Tonight was the regionals of CPTC, a relatively new competition about penetration testing. Here's our master plan, dont tell anyone ;)

Is there anyone else who works at a company that takes longer to plan sprints than the actual sprints?

there is always a backup plan..☺️

What's everyone's plan for after the AI takeover?

I'm thinking machining. Unless they took up AI to CNC...

Anyone use AutoHotKeys?

If you do, what are some scripts you use daily?

I also plan to create some of my own scripts and I need suggestions

Waterfall = 6 months design and plan and 2 months build. They are nuts! I ❤️ you Agile!

People who put stickers on laptops... Are they badges of honour or aspirational?

So, if you code in VB6, but want to write Reason code, do you have VB6 stickers, showing you have lived through it, or Reason stickers, hoping that recruiters read your laptop stickers.

Or, is it just some undirected mess when you are handed a sticker and you put it on---like a reflex action?

Business Continuity / DR 101...
How could GitLab go down? A deleted directory? What!
A tired sysadmin should not be able to cause this much damage.
Did they have a TESTED dr plan? An untested plan is no plan. An untested plan does not count. An untested plan is an invitation to what occurred.
That the backups did not work does not cut it - sorry GitLab. Thorough testing is required before a disruptive event.
Did they do a thorough risk assessment?
We call this a 'lesson learned' in my BC/DR profession. Everyone please learn by it.
I hope GitLab is ok.

I have fucked up almost every plan i thought of regarding my career. Just a whole lot shit scared

n-

N A N I ? ? ? ? ?

my dad just upgraded our phone plan from like 100 miles away out of nowhere.

turns out with some weird discount it's only $20 more for unlimited than our old holdover-from-2012 plan of "8GB pool for all lines, but the last 4GB is 3G speeds"

shit

time to start theorycrafting a way to get around the "one device streaming at a time" limit

Super duper Marketing guy gets hired to boosts Eshop sales. Sends a huge wall of text about moving the site to the X VPS hosting plan, put SSL to the site etc..
Me: We are already on that hosting plan. We have SSL and everything else you mention. Are you sure you checked the right Eshop before you made that Grand Plan of boosting sales? 🤣🤣🤣

Can someone explain me why Ubuntu 18.04 uses a new net plan administrator?

when you plan to go on holiday to see the inlaws in thailand and you have to work - holiday office preped :)

Today, I got some crap on my desk with possible bug reports from the field. They have been lingering somewhere for fucking MONTHS, and suddenly, an immediate answer was due. I was the unlucky one who was the least clueless about the product involved. SHIT.

OK, sifted through the reports. Some of them were duplicate, others obviously not our problem. No idea where to even start for the rest. FUCK, it's Friday!

But here comes "senior dev secret knowledge"(tm). Instead of saying WTF-IDK, I proposed an "action plan"(tm) (that BS term alone...) detailing the steps that we would need to take, and since I had no idea how long we would need, I just added enough steps in the "action plan"(tm) to make two weeks of investigation believable.

PM was very happy and just took that as direct customer reply. Now it's weekend anyway. :-)

Stop wasting time setting up continuous integration environment and get on with real work.

2 days later: why aren't we using continuous integration, the plan says we have to.

Client: we want to double conversions and Facebook likes by end of year.

Dev: (internal: this is impossible) So what's the plan?

Client: *blank stare* ...

Plan my workday a day ahead. And plan it into as small steps as possible.

So that the next day I do not have to think about what to do. And that all steps are so small that I wont have much mental rejection for them.

Elon Musk doesn’t know what consequences his plan has 🤨

Musk: I‘m putting people on Mars!
Developers: Fantastic, more timezones to support 😑

When I plan to go home and some1 says we need an hot fix from me

The scrum master decided to have two teams plan each others's sprint!

Manager 101: Plan things ahead.

My manager: Hey let's move this complex server today (Friday) all hands on deck, no plan in advanced. Nothing.

Why so much people bullshit they way to managerial positions?

Plan plan and then plan again

Especially on a hardened server in an off-site facility.

If you fuck up your SSH then you will be in trouble.

My top and only plan for 2020 is to buy the next iPad Pro and pen and learn to draw cats. No joke.

If the first build of your new build plan is green, something went wrong

My dad asks me to rip YouTube videos to DVD...even though I bought him a Roku.

I guess he likes having a contingency plan.

Playing pool. Makes you think ahead and plan out your game if you want to be any good at it

Change one thing a day, stick with plan, do one thing at a time and be consistent and after 356 days or less you would have a product.

Dream.
When you sketch out a plan for a new project with lots of awesome ideas! Then you see how long this will take xD

An iterative process of "plan, do, test, improve" shouldn't leave an engineer's head. If we outsource "plan" to a manager, "test" to another blabbering idiot with a corporately purchased donut hanging off his mouth, the cycle becomes too long to actually work. Multiplied by an engineer's despair because he's obviously clever enough to see the whole picture, this is a recipe for disaster.

Throwing man-hours in there won't solve anything.

"To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. " - Leonard Bernstein

If plan A doesn't work, just remember there are 25 more letters.

Open-plan offices are amazing. Fuck you developer who sometimes really needs some quiet time​ to be able to THINK.

So it's Friday and keep in mind this is an open plan office and on fridays the office supplies unlimited beer on company time. Someone bought a pile of new rubber ducks for the office. Little did he know that when you squeeze them they squeak... I'm sure you can imagine the scene, very little work was done.

just plan ahead? there's no point in doing a meeting where no one has thought about the subject beforehand or, even worse, if the interested parties are not present

Hey guys any advice/study plan for a 22 year old C++ Server developer to transition into data science ?

P.s. currently based in London

Eat, plan, code...

-get an idea for a game
-lay down the plan
-prototype with basic shapes
-max hype
-realize that I can't draw/model to save my life
-give up

1. Think about it.
2. Get super hyped.
3. Tell everyone.
4. Go to step 1.
5. Plan it
6. Execute
7. Profit.

We plan to colonize Mars in the coming years, but hell we're still unable to properly air cool a bus for god sake

Webhost (that I basically only use for email) decided to get rid of all plans they had in favour of 1 big "unlimited" (with FUP ofc) plan...
I used to pay about 3,65 a year (incl. VAT) for my plan (which had about 1250MB of storage) which was totally fine...
Good enough storage for mails.

The new plan costs me 55 euro a year (incl. VAT) and has that "unlimited" storage...
Which I don't need for a fucking mail server...
And they don't allow me to go back to my old plan >.>

Literally the only reason why I went with them 7 years ago was because they were so cheap (back when they also still hosted my website) and perfectly fit my needs >.>
Way to shoot your longest time customers in the back.

Well, time to look for an alternative T_T

I am working on a small project to help out a small theatre group. The guy who created their website decided to create it with horrible UI and UX. I plan to confront him with notes on how to improve the overall experience of navigating their website and if all goes to plan, I will help rewrite the entire website.

What plans do you have for Christmas..?

My Christmas plan - 25 commits and 25 different snacks 🥨

devRant, why you sucking away my data plan?

Oh you dumbass I can't "just save the data and we plan later" ! I have to plan firs IN ORDER TO SAVE THE FUCKING DATA SOMEWHERE!!! THIS IS NOT FUCKING EXCEL! EVEN EXCEL WAS FUCKING PLANNED !
DAMN!

"We have a strategic plan. It’s called doing things. " - Herb Kelleher

😂 that's what i plan to do ?

My plan for the morning: 2 hours getting poked by doctors. How's your day going?

"Caddy server does work on Plan 9"
Maybee I should try Caddy?
What do you think @linuxxx ?

Actually getting started and learning to plan for a project is also important. Making a portfolio-website for myself with basic web tech and Firebase. Wish me luck! :D

Im start estimate for (dev)Rant in my sprint plan. Because I have all such good clients. 😑

How can I fucking plan a software AFTER I implement it??? People want to shit without eating first....

I'm definitely gonna plan and design my next side project before coding it...

...nah I don't need plans!

Backblaze lacks support for Linux.
Crash plan Home seems to have disappeared completely.

Does anyone want to start a crowd-sourced backup solution?

What's everyone's plan for DevRant live streaming?

Plan for the day: Reinstall Windows on an old desktop
That changed when I didn't get a display to do anything with

3 more hours....

(although ironically? My plan for the weekend is to code my own projects)

be told to go write a project plan on a project im unfamiliar with when im still new here and unfamiliar in general

pain

Without proper plan

Word of advice:
Whenever you plan you invest a considerable amount of time in learning a new language make sure that its well documented and has a good support.

Fuck Adobe Premier.... after 2 days of trying to get it to stabilize a video n prolly frying my CPU.... I'm moving to Plan B.... guess it should've been Plan A:

Upload Youtube so I can use their Video Editor... then download it back when it's done.

If I don't know Java and no plan to learning it how should i learn kotlin?
No experience with c or c++ either. No programming experience at all. Because HTML and CSS aren't programming so yeh. plan to learn JavaScript next month after my fucking exam.

!dev
I finally realized that my fate has been written using a donkey's dick!!

Anything I plan or anything I even remotely think of, goes exactly sideways!! 😡

Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

Android's Activities' onCreate(), because it makes me feel like I'm interfering with God's plan... you know... Like Melkor Morgoth!

Plan: Do some real work
Actual: Two big support calls and wasted a day

Fuck you deadline

The guy (!dev think he is some kind of analyst) who insists on pacing up and down the open plan office with his Bluetooth headset when on a call

After crashing from balancing school and some side project I decided to take the day off and binge on “the walking dead”.
This is the best feeling I’ve had in days.

I have a job with health insurance but I’m so stressed out that I overeat and so busy that I don’t have time for prolonged exercise to burn more calories. Ironic that I was healthier when I worked for a diet and exercise company 100% remote that didn’t have a health plan vs driving to work for one that does have a health plan. This feels really upside down.

Wow...a talented developer created a 3 via SQL execution plan. The query runs like crap but the execution plan art is pretty.

So I plan to ditch my 17" heavy gaming laptop to chose something more suitable for school for a (13/14") ultrabook (I plan to run Debian on it) that has a decent battery life
Anyway, I looked at those chinese ultrabook on AliExpress/gearbest but I'm a bit skeptical about some factors.
Anyone has recommendations about a model or some advices?

I have a solid 10-year plan.

"A good day starts with a good shitting"

So you can plan your day and even think about some problems you have with the code

Worst part of being dev :
Open plan offices and people pulling you out of the "Zone" - Manager, PMs, QA , other devs. There is such thing as ' momentum ' ! :/

Always have a roll forward plan, backups, and a site B. Especially if you think it is a non critical system.

Never plan every day CRON job between 2 AM and 3 AM.

So my school fucked my degree plan by implementing a new curriculum.

TLDR: Decision making is hard...

Get up at 7am, weather looks crappy but need go to the Drs today in NYC.

Original plan was to spend the morning in the park catching up on my reading list. Don't really want to goto the park now but lunch is still good? (Appt at 4pm, was only one left)

Walk into train station, pay for ticket. Get email from Drs saying he's sick...

Oh good... Except I already paid for the ticket.

Decide it's not worth it since weather is crap.

Walk out the station and... it's sunny... Fck...

Now what.... I can either go home and code or go shopping locally and eat out.

Currently decisions these and well shopping and eating out are also hard decisions...

I hate it whenever I start work with a plan to do what should be a simple change but ends up taking two days.

Argh!!!

I just found out Microsoft scrapped Desktop Experience in the new Windows Server... Welp I guess there goes my plan for a shared Windows dev setup 🙄

Is there a collaborative tool to make a project plan, with UI mockups and other designs? Not a something like issue tracker or project timeline.

This question is for the 25-40 years age range.

Are you making an effort to save up for retirement? Or do you have a plan in place for that?

Guys ! The plan is to build an AI to do our jobs without telling anyone so we can be paid without doing anything.

What cloud backup service are you using now?
So far the top 3 for me:
1. pCloud - with lifetime plan
2. Google Drive
3. Sync.com

When I found out that the server I use weirdly implements SSH login.
For some very odd reason (probably a historical one,) you have to access the web-app console and press a button TO GRANT SSH ACCESS TO THE F*<KING IP ADDRESS FROM WHICH I PRESSED THE BUTTON. The server blocks the wrong IP addresses outright. And only one active allowed IP at a time. This totally obliterates my plan to perform CD on this server. Why can't I just register public keys?
Then I learned several months later that they introduced a new server plan that *does* support the public-key registration. :facepalm:
I'm divided on whether to change my plan in exchange for a rather significant increase in the monthly cost.

Project Managers who plan on the basis that weekends are part of the project plan, but specifically only for tasks that do not require them to be present

I wanna change my job. But since i am frigging underpaid ( almost 2 years exp in web dev) i need an increment before leaving the current mediocre company inorder to increase my Expected CTC for the new company. I need a plan for approaching the CEO.

!rant
Gitlab (Free) Early Adopter Plan

making a blog, what cms should i use?

i plan to program it little, and i need to publish things from my phone

i have a namecheap hosting plan

wordpress is a 1 click install, but they have alternatives too

i saw wordpress has an app, but people on devRant keep talking about how wordpress is shit. what should i do?

i've not used a cms before

last night random thought.
If things don`t go well after my graduation, should have plan B.

Do all of you have Plan B?

New version release Saturday morning. We have 3 hours window I plan to do it in 15 minutes and don’t loose weekend.

Wish me luck.

How do you guys plan for meeting the deadlines?

Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

Rant/Help me

3 months ago:
"Hey, the domain I want isn't taken and Vultr has some cheap hosting plan, only 2.5$ a month for VPS WOW, gotta get it!"

5 minutes later:
"Okay, I bought the domain, time to buy hosti- where is the plan?.. SOLD OUT? How?.. Okay, that's not a big deal, I'll wait a day, week or even a month if I have to, maybe the plan will be available then"

That was 3 months ago, the plan is still 'Sold Out' and me being a starving uni student, I won't invest my hard earned money into 5$ plan if I know 2.5$ plan exists!

(Help me, as in - suggest a cheapo but goodie hosting, if that's not agains rules heh).