I don't care about money, girls, fancy cars, big houses, fame...

I want stars on my GitHub repo

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

!rant

Using Linux terminal on Android smartphone

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

Bedtime paradox 😁

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'Normal' people when they get a new phone:
- install whatsapp
- install Facebook (or other social media)
- install regular email app

Me:
- Root phone
- Install app ops
- Install Signal
- Install encrypted email services' app
- Install firewall
- Install devRant

Anyone else like me here?

Never stop drinking...

Since it's holiday Season ...

The woman who helped develop software for the Apollo 11 was awarded a Medal of Freedom today.

Me, when I found devRant on Saturday:

You know who exactly you are...

A devops engineer in its natural habitat

The first book that I'll give to my child.

Do not deploy on Friday. Ever. Period.

I know a few developers who do this 😂

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

Don't try to learn every fucking framework out there.

Startup job descriptions

To the new devs:
Never push production on friday

Massive payment gateway (not gonna say names) with more then 10k transactions / hour telling md5 is one of most secure encryptions they have. Only to made worse by the fact that they send the key and hashed key in the same request.

I am advising all our clients to change payment gateway asap if they use this one.

Computers are like submarines. Trouble starts as soon as you open windows ;)

Hey everyone - just a note on rants about politics: we've had a long-standing policy not to really allow any of them. So if you post one and see it quickly disappear from the feed, that's why.

We've gathered a lot of feedback on this and Tim and I both agree that Facebook is ridden with posts about politics and one of the more refreshing aspects of devRant is we've kept it free of that. It's also an aspect of Facebook that many people I've talked to really hate.

Thank you, and feel free to let me know if you have any questions.

Are you all AIs'? #Captchas

The Church of GNU came to my freedomless college today. It was quite the ceremony.

I find it amazing how she was able to write all that code by hand, without any tools to assist her. I don't even want to think about the enormous amount of time she spend debugging that.