Relatable

Guess the browsers
(^_^メ)

So they really know everything LAMO

This is how front-end devs work to support all browser's

Normal programmers cheer up when their code runs,
Haskell programmers cheer up when their code compiles.

Let’s make your $$$$ MacBook Pro with Touch Bar more useful on Windows.
@imbushuo

Did some distro hopping at the weekend and ended up back in Ubuntu.

And for the most part everything is running like a dream, except MY motherfucking SQL.

Installation appears to be ok, but doesn’t let me set a root password, and throws errors like it’s cool when I try and change the root password.

Same goes for MariaDB.

All of my googling for a solution has so far failed me

Debugging 😭😡😡

Just uh.. just gonna leave this here.

From the same teacher who tried to style a <title>

Please share C++ advice for devs new to the language. What do you guys think is the fastest route to self learning C++ development for infrastructure systems and please suggest resources.

Issuing transfers to unix for every developer

I love linux!

We should pay (CS) teachers more.

Yeah... I don't think so.

Global Game Jam anyone?)

Found a Commodore 64C in the trash today.

guess how many people get fired from their job? if stack is down..

Nice try ad-people

Thank me later

If you start writing a rant at 11.58, you will start your new year with a rant.

School server (Windows XP something)

Username: user
Password: pass + YEAR

Are you finding a new job? take care of this.

User: Can you recover my files? I "rm -rf' my home drive.

Helpdesk: Uh... No.

User opens a Helpdesk ticket: "I accidentally erased my work and since my computer needs to be
re-formatted, I would like a newer, lighter 13" model. I wanted to switch
earlier but didn't because it is a hassle.
I need this urgently so I can start setting it up.

Helpdesk: (face palms) *he just wanted an upgrade

Well that Just happened

Hence proved, CSS is more difficult than rocket science..

Firefox in Arch Linux in VirtualBox on macOS runs quicker than Firefox on macOS O_o

Biggest hurdle: torn between having boobs and missing an arm. I swear some people are under the assumption the brain is in the arm.

I am fully capable of building your network, resolving your outage due to your faulty code, can even tell you how many users your database can support at once. I don't need arms for that. Nor do my boobs distract me that badly.

"but men are going to make your life so hard" yup. And that's true no matter where i go

"all that typing with one arm can't be good for your back" welp. Find me a job that doesn't require a computer. Or manual labor. If you think typing will fuck me up, that's DEFINITELY out of the equation

"you're too pretty, there's no way this can make sense" dafuq you just say?!?!

"why don't you just stay home on disability, I'm sure you qualify, you wouldn't need to work" I'd rather be a fucking trophy wife if I'm staying at home. Fuck that.

And many more.

Sometimes they're fun. Give me more dumb arguments to counter? ;)

Linux distributions.

Heaviest Objects In The Universe