Types of Bug Fixing 🤣🤣

That moment when

*Builds a web component for a client website*

CLIENT: I don't like it, can I have it a tiny bit over to the right more

ME: Taps the arrow key a few times making it look like I'm doing something.(Which actually does nothing)

Client: 👌Perfect

😂😂😂 Wut 😂😂😂

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

I like my new USB enter key.

Customer: ... and can you also disable right-click to prevent our website's content from being copied?

Me:

I really appreciate that it's devRant, not dev_rant

Creepy AF!

This one's going up in the cubicle

the best web developer ever.

System.io.weed

A computer science degree doesn't mean we can fix everything, it just means we can understand how everything went so terribly wrong

Dat ass

The only expressions devs have

Ok so 10 yrs ago:-

Professor: Make this web front-end with blah blah blah pages.

*I create the thing and submit it*

<Next lecture i come in class and the projector is showing my website>

<I get excited that im bout to be praised for my work infront of whole class>

<I grab a seat>

Professor: I had high hopes from you. I did not expect PLAGRISM from YOU.

Me: Wwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaat the faaaaaaaaaaaaq??? Where is it which part????

Professor: Ive seen "lorem Ispem" before somewhere else. This is fucking plagrism.

<I sat 15 mins in disbelief>
<Got out of class>
<Dropped out of the course>

Watching normal people use a computer is incredibly painful.
* slow typing
* slow mouse movements
* mouse is used for everything
* instead of hitting the back button, they'll load up a website and go through 6 pages again.
* no shortcuts!

Someone lost their tabs today (Windows crashed), so I said "press ctrl + shift + T". They were so amazed that keys could do something so advanced.
Dhcosncowhtoehwurt hrnxkxxhry he.

Honestly, if people learned how to use keyboards to their full potential, they could shave off 1-2 hours of their normal work PER DAY!

I didn't choose the debug life, the debug life chose me.

This guy dream come true as he was waiting for this moment.

The JS Drinking Game:

1. Think of a noun.
2. Google "<noun>.js"
3. If a libary with that name exists, drink!

Architect: So, what's your dream bathroom?
Me: I'm a programmer.
Architect: Say no more!

Welcome to the cloud

This is way too true!

This makes me consider changing career paths.

Simple way of storing keys.

!rant
Me to my bf: You smell. Go shower.
Him: I don't feel like it...
Me: Sudo go shower.
Him: Goddamn it Rudi..
*wait for it*
*He showers*
Me: *evil chuckle* I gotta post this to devRant

Finally I found a webpage related to my bug.

The page is from 2004.

*keeps reading*

"Yes, yes! This is exactly the problem I'm having"

*Carefully reading each comments*

*Looking at scroll bar with stress*

*Almost coming to end, no signs of solution*

At the end the thread creator say: "Ah finally I've fixed the problem. Thanks everyone for helping"

*moment of silence*

WHY U NO SHARE THE GOD DAMN SOLUTION? YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Bucky Roberts from Thenewboston @youtube! This guy has taught me more than my professors in uni!

My favorite xkcd

Devs we be like.....!...thanks to Bots.....Why should we remain single for ever😂😂😂

*Using terminal in public*
Then I hear someone said
"Hey look, that guy is a hacker"