Today I presented a client with their new website.

Feedback from the owner was "I fucking love it".
Got a cash bonus and a bottle of champagne before leaving.

Today was a good day!

Me when I'm updating my projects:
"I put some new code in,
I took some old code out,
I put some new code in and I tested it all out, I fixed some major bugs and I pushed the update out. That's what it's all about!"

!tant, she said YES!

\(+_+)/

The joys of web dev

Bug emerges

Print a bunch of stuff

Breakpoints

Crisis of confidence

Research obscure fundamentals of the language

See typo

Fuck.

Always remember boys & girls:

*sigh*

*enters password*
*misspells a letter*
*OMG BACKSPACE! BACKSPACE!*
*retypes whole password again* 😂😂

Ha ha ha nice 😅

forget comments! write self documenting code that's obvious to anyone reading the system.

im the only person in my company who has any sort of tech skill. Im the only dev here, the only IT guy here, and pretty much the only person who can use a computer outside of facebook. And my CEO is expressing concerns as to what i do? Life of startup hell

// Return data
return data;

Found this in our code recently, had to check who pushed it to git. Apparently i'm an excessive commenter 😫

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

I once spotted this in our PHP code:

if (!empty("literal string")) { ... }

How did that even passed the code review process still remains a mystery.

Database admins out there?

I downloaded this expecting it to be just guys arguing over stupid shit like iOS Vs Android, but I've been pleasantly surprised, everyone seems a lot nicer than the comments sections on tech websites

how i declare Coding session of the day to be over : when i see an error about an error that is not an error... :D

(hint: fatal: validation failed but when asked if it passed, returns true... )

Thanks you guys !! Got my stickers this week after an ordeal with the Mail box lock !

Legacy code 😂

Sorry no work getting done tonight.. Game of Thrones and Silicon Valley have my attention