This is how every app should start...

How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

Found this in web

Math.floor("bodies"); //Let the bodies hit the floor

Its almost 2017 and you realize all your college classmates prefer TurboC over any other IDE.

When you accidentally release your inner poet while coding...

It's a microwave!

That's the real difference!

Google Chrome doesn't support google earth plugin

Is it just me or am I the only one who gets pissed if someone checks the expected result of a variable first?

For example:
if(true === $var)

Instead of:
if($var === true)

It's not a bug. It's a feature!! 😂

Is that really an exposed, unsheltered, publicly visible, unprotected token lying around

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

For those of you who have never used version control and would like a taste of what github is and what it does.
Here's a wonderful tutorial that I utilized that helped me on the way to git greatness

https://try.github.io

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

Little fun story

About 3 years ago, my woman came gome from picking up our son from kindergarten.

She told me that she met a very nice woman - also a mom - whose man is also a dev (He is a FullStackDev, while I mainly do backend in PHP) .

She said that she invited them over for BBQ the next day.

In my mind, I was like "Fuck, now I need to listen to some wanker explaining me how great it is to be doing full stack with all the latest and greatest tools and bells and whistles why I am the fat kid using PHP"...

The BBQ-day arrived, we have met, we have talked, and we have been best friends and brothers-from-another-mother ever since.

Life is good sometimes.

Sending an email to you with your login details after you registered.

I hacked a browser game a few years ago for fun and the exploit I found and used was basically this:

<$php

$f = $_GET['f'];
$p = $_GET['p'];

$f($p);

So it was possible to pass a function and it's parameter in the URL to the server. The author used this to include() sub pages. I to highlight_file()s.

Trick xor treat.
Because trick or treat makes no sense

When you're too tired to think of debug messages...

Pretty much

Can't wait for this to happen

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.