Talking to girls is like interfacing with an undocumented, half-implemented API sometimes..

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

The Joker is very serious!

How i start my day

If you're a dev and you don't know linux..

you don't know linux.

I have a client (a friend of a friend of a friend) who came to me to build them a "simple" booking solution for their home cleaning business. Easy enough, I first thought.

Having taken a deposit based on my initial quote and contracts all signed, roll on exactly 8 months to where I find myself today.

It turns out, there is no cleaning business as the business will be totally reliant on the website. The original goalposts have now been moved to a completely different fucking country. The (now) required functionality has STILL yet to be finalised (I told client I'm not writing another line of code until EVERYTHING has been mapped out and made crystal clear), as every single face-to-face meeting / back and forth email turns into the client requesting hundreds more brilliant, essential features that make absolutely ZERO fucking sense. And now, to top it all off and push me into writing my first ever rant on here, I've just received an email from the client this morning saying "what I would like to have is like an online restaurant live booking system". WTF?!?!?

I work from home and have only my dog for company today, so please don't judge me. Just needed to let it all out.

I dare you

Is Ubuntu have different timezones with Windows?
Always need to adjust time after switching.
*Is it just me?

When XCode crashes for the third time

One of the best rant I found on the web 😂

New season of "Silicon Valley" is coming , first episode: 23 April
I can't wait anymore 😍

Assume the sales team lied

Found this on web.
True it is.

A classic.

Lmao.

Found this in an html email.

Just... WHY. Why would someone ever need to do this?

Yet, more to come.

So now I know....

Debugging 101

When you have a programmer girlfriend 😁😁

This happened with me...

foreach line in codebase {
bug++
}

Some people go to party's on the weekend, some people try new desktop environments. Pantheon this weekend !

"I'm not ugly. I just reduce my graphics to have better performance."

"Can you give me an estimate on how long it will take you to fix this bug?"

"That's like asking how long it will take to find my keys."

Expecting Apple fan boys' comments in 3..2..1 !

Oh boy...

when I install something on my RPi and it immediately works

Jenkins builds...