Read up on how CSS Grid works. Now I feel like I've been living under a bridge these many months/years.

It's awesome how you learn so much during your tasks/projects.

I read the term CSS Grid a couple of days ago, and while starting a project for my client, I decided why not take a look into what a CSS Grid really is, and oh damn, I believe Grid is really going to make this project extra awesome.

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live", which as I end up maintaining my own code, happens to be true.

Exactly

In my case, I'm setting an alarm at 7am for a standup call at 1pm

I'm currently working on a feature that no one likes. Everyone knows that it will be removed soon because the users won't understand it, but it still has to be implemented due to client-side Management madness.

Good thing: the contract with this client expires in 3 weeks :)

What is a generic?

unzip using the cracked winrar which you cracked using the crack unzipped using winrar

First time in Bochum, Germany. Found this gem of an "iPad MacBook Pro".

About to go live...

keyboard got a makeover

When you work super hard for 3 years to acquire skills to get a job at your Dream Startup

Then finally after joining,
WITHIN 3 MONTHS, unfortunately, you become a victim of MASS LAYOFFS :|
Since your company is shutting down that particular business

The fuckkk :/

Best design award goes to!

6 stages of debugging

Old school stuff

College

Schrödinger's code:

Its both working and crashing until you run it.

DevRant proves otherwise but...

to late 😂

all unit tests passing

Client wants a hit counter in their site.....is this 1998?

"Intense coding. A day passes. Wait, how the fuck did my code work? It doesn't make any sense!"

It happens so, so often, God why 😐

One of my favorites

when people address you as "sir" or "him" in an email because girl developers apparently aren't a thing. -_-

I wanted a long, secure(ish) password.

I opened VI editor and told my mom to close it..

You're already working 60 hour weeks and your client decides to give you even more work because you're delivering and meeting all the deadlines.

Raise your hand if you agree

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

The 11 stages of programming I go through every day.

When your API's endpoint's response time is near instant.

Dev: "What if the user has more than 100 entries? How would that display?"
UX: "They won't ever have that many"
Dev: "But what if they do?"
UX: "They won't."

(spoiler: they do)