Fuck it. I'm tired. Anybody found me a rich husband? I'm ready to assume the role of a trophy wife.

1. Still no recommendation letter. My PhD application is hanging on a thread. If I were such an intolerable ass, someone could've at least told me. Or at least told me "no" when I asked them to write these damn letters.
2. I turned down a job offer, cuz a) offered salary was below market average for that role on that level, b) the guy who was supposed to be my senior and the only other person in the team gave the vibe that he disliked me, and c) asked the PM a simple question of what is his expectations of the product for the next three to six months and didn't get a solid answer. (Can't do magic tricks)
So I turned it down cuz I don't want to get stuck in another's swamp. (Been there, done that!)
3. I'm running out of ideas for the comic I was working on. As well, the backgrounds of drawings proved to be an absolute hassle. Gah.
4. So, the next switch is to the barista role. I have signed up for a lackey/intern/assistant role which starts in about two weeks. Wish me luck cuz if this doesn't work out I'm all out of ideas. Like, literally don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore. Which will make those who are jealous of me really happy, but I shouldn't make my life about what doesn't make enemies and frenemies happy, right?

Only developers know this.👩‍💻👨‍💻

The feeling when your code runs, but you don't know how😵

Hello stranger,

Good to see you still lurking in the shadows.

CONTEST: Show us your desktop!👨‍💻👩‍💻 Fabolous prize for the winner.

Mine:
Xubuntu, random theme, random wallpaper I found on images.google

What's yours? Any nice Xubuntu theme to suggest?

The desktop with more ++ will win absolutely nothing ✌️

Today I messaged my CTO 👩‍💻 ,
"If you were a repo, I'd commit to you everyday"
and didn't get a reply. What will happen tomorrow ?

Q: How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? 💡

A: None. It's a hardware problem. 👩‍💻

👋 HEY 👋
✋ DID YOU KNOW ❓
🕵️‍♀️USING EMOJIS IN YOUR 🅱LOG POST 👶
👼WILL MAKE YOU MORE PROFESSIONAL? 👩‍💻👩‍💻

🈹*this post was made by the emoji gang🈹

-- Senior Colleague: You're always slow to reply your slack messages... Seems like your brain is running on iOS 2.0 with 2mb ram
-- Other colleague: Yeah... It's better than yours which is still on prototype.
-- Me: Cortana... Do Jellyfishes have brain?
-- Cortana: No, they don't but they're really pretty.
-- Boss: **walks in**
-- Everybody: 👩‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻

What’s your favorite programmer stereotype? 👩‍💻

She: Me or Coding 😏
Me: Coding with You 👨‍💻👩‍💻😌

👩‍💻 What do we need?
👨🏻‍💼 Digitalisation!
👩‍💻 When do we need it?
👨🏻‍💼 Yesterday!
👩‍💻 And what is our company's Content / BPM strategy?
👨🏻‍💼 ?!

👨‍💻👩‍💻
OMG, programmer emojis just popped on my phone. (they are cliché though)

I just used Redux with NodeJS. Trust me it's awesome..👩‍💻

👩‍💻

What you all are learning?!👩‍💻

So worked myself into stupor for a react-native app(first -time). It is the client part for large system ecosystem. Was rough at first but after initail field test and refactor to the code base it is in 95% stable form. This all happend in 2 months. During this time co-workers build rest of system in node and other backend magic sauce 👩‍💻 .

My app has sibling app to collab with. I make a note (early in the development of this sibling app) that the ui is not working for the use case and get in a heated debate with co-workers. Concede 🙌 that it is not my part of the system and leave it to them, they blame the fact that no design was given. Fast forward to yesterday I get munched by client that wants to showcase the system to large company and has to struggle with sibling app. I tell him it is something "we" would look at in the next cycle ( covering for my coworkers) .

I feel shit and year now starts off with crappy feeling that all my hard work to get my app to decent version of itself is lost☠️ .

Which is your most loved programming language or in which programming language you think you are an expert??👩‍💻👩‍💻

Give your answer below👇👇👇

What is a programmer?
- An organism that turns caffeine and fast food into software.☕🍔👩‍💻

I hope I'm not the only one who gets some fucking random thoughts forcing you to do a google search while working on some projects.
---"Can fart be stored in a jar?"

Like what in the fucking fuck is wrong this stupid brain... Focus motherfucker! Who tha hell wakes up one morning to go store their fart in some fucked up jar! 👩‍💻