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Getting a computer

Updating computer

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Me: Are you sure about that?

Awkward moment when your comment on a rant gets more ++ than the original rant...

So woke up this morning and Paypal had just banned my account with no reason whatsoever. I only receive funds from 3 clients who I have been working with for a few years now. My account is already verified with my ID and utilities bill. Am a freelance so I depend on it. So it's a case of ' hey, we think you did something wrong, we are not going to tell you what but are banning you permanently and keeping your money for 6 months'. F piss of shit of a company.

Went to a GDD Extended event for the first time. All they told was
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bla bla bla
Google
bla bla bla
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Client hasn't paid since April last year. Now wants to engage another company to maintain my site. Kill switch?

What it is like when computer people talk to humans: (credit Gary Larson, Far Side)

When someone says 'it should be an easy fix,' you know you're in for a week of debugging.

TFW Internet speed is so slow & you have to download ton of packages

Always underrated. Never appreciated.

So far everything here is normal. No reported case. Am in East Africa. Normal routine.

I will do it on Sunday night. I said. It's 2:35AM. No power and presentation is in a few hours. Perfect. Just perfect!

Username: admin Password: admin

It's an extreme sport here. That's all I can say

Non-programming related rant:

I didn't have a profile picture of facebook. So, I put one & removed the update post from timeline.

Still getting likes.

I don't want them *fb.

Decided to act like the bigger guy and hand a website to a client who doesn't respect developers n designers. But, want to teach him a lesson sometime. Apart from a kill switch. Any ideas? Custom function or something? Hasn't even paid me yet.

Honestly, am I the same guy who wrote this code 4 years ago? How comes I never commented it! Shit man. What do you do with code that works just fine but you don't know how it works..???

Any guys in Italy, China South Korea etc. Is it as bad as the media potrays it? My country just had its first confirmed case. Any advise on how to go about it, what to stock etc?

Someone asked me to check on his Wordpress site. Can't upload media. 'Failure to write to disk' Updating fails too. Directory and file permissions are ok. Server has enough space. Cleared tmp. Any more ideas?

Ok. Kill me now. WTF! This thing gets to 100% and starts all over again? Probably going to mess up Grub. I hate these updates. Restarted twice now!

For those who hate to like PHP. I have an issue. Character encoding.

A semicolon ' is replaced by ’

A fullstop . is replaced by ' Â

Any ideas?

I extended WooCommerce functionality using gravity forms. For users to upload files. I want a script or function to automatically append order I'd to the begining of the filename on any order. I know you had the platform but ....