Me teaching a co-worker programming.
Him:"So what exactly is the difference between Java and JavaScript?"
Me:"About the same as the difference between cars and carpets."
Thank you guys for teaching me how to answer that.

Guinea pigs are not from Guinea and they aren’t pigs
JavaScript has nothing to do with Java
Computer science is not an actual science
Lawsuit is not an actual suit that the judge wears
Siouxsie Suioux is not Native American
Sugar gliders aren’t made of sugar
People don’t drive on driveways and don’t park on parkways
Carpets have nothing to do with either cars or pets
Gunpowder actually looks like noodles and not like powder
Coca-Cola has no coconut and no cocaine in it. It also contains no cola nuts
Peanuts aren’t actually nuts
Watermelon doesn’t taste like a melon
Laptops are usually used while standing on desks, not laps
GPU, as in graphics processing unit, can process things that aren’t graphical
Silverback gorillas’ backs ain’t made of silver
Rod Steward is not a rod and not a steward
Guy Standing can sit
People who say they can’t stand something usually can actually stand up
People who call themselves woke do sleep sometimes
Hibernation mode in Windows doesn’t actually hibernate anything
Kool Aid can be served hot
Wall sockets can be used while not being attached to a wall
WC is not a closet
MrBeast is in fact human
Dodge cars aren’t better at dodging things than other cars
Some AC units can be operated using DC
Most men don’t menstruate
Pop bottles don’t always go pop
Backpack can be used while not being worn on your back
Watches don’t watch anything
Some keyboards aren’t actually a single board
Cigarettes have cigars, but cassettes don’t have cass, and Gillette doesn’t have gills
Dyson doesn’t make Dyson spheres
Hairdryers can dry things that aren’t hair
Beds aren’t usually made of bedrock
ThinkPads can’t think
MacBooks aren’t books
Ceilings don’t ceil
Platinum records aren’t made of platinum
Training doesn’t always involve trains
Great Britain ain’t that great
HDMI can carry signal that isn’t HD
Fingers do fing but autists don’t aut
American Football band doesn’t play american football
Taylor Swift is neither a taylor nor a swift
Hard disk drive doesn’t drive
Tank tops has nothing to do with the top part of a tank
Tea bags do sometimes contain herbs that aren’t tea
Tea isn’t usually teal
Jack Black isn’t black
Fingernails aren’t nails

I am waiting here sitting to enjoy my very last takeoff and landing before being an adult.

Bye!

Shit bathed and stack smashing ass loads of fuck.

I wrote a virtual machine, and just to fuck myself harder, I make the decision of applying some fancy dumbass theories of mine. This translates to a piece of shit modular design that works exactly as intended, but constantly gives me vietnam flashbacks to the horrifying, multiple concurrent instances of my younger mind being incessantly turbo-raped by the dozen object-obsessed pedophiles that I initially studied under.

Now, were they *actual* pedophiles? No, of course not. But I have to make fun of the acronym somehow and that's what came to mind, leaking horse dung all over the walls, floor, curtains and carpets.

Anyway, I feel so smart after this traumatic experience I just have to keep doing it to relive the terror once again. Find me in the corner, laying down in the fetal position, sobbing until the tears build up and drown me in this well of despair, or rather this finely shit painted portrait of a toilet in a lonely and stinking unisex public bathroom stall.

But let me squeeze these fucking tits a little bit harder, because that's my actual day job. That's right. I get PAID for slapping around mammary glands, it's not much but it's an honest living.

So where was I? Ah, yes, absolute degeneration. I'm truly the Max Wright of programming, mostly for smoking crack and having unprotected sex with homeless people, but also for keeping alien life forms in my basement that go out at night to hunt for sweet feline delight.

But as I keep going, I decide I want a language for the machine so I don't have to punch bits by hand all fucking day like an idiot, so alright let's make a small assembler for this shit... oh, right, except it's not small, because gently suckle the bile out the lips of my fucking butthole.

I may redefine a load of shit two months down the line, so I have to make everything perfectly encapsulated and easily fucked with -- which in my licking vomit off the floor of a porn theater travesty of a case means I'm generating half the code and scrambling as hard as I can to glue everything together.

Does it work? Of course it works, I'm Max Wright bitch. I can redefine the ISA all I want, anytime I want without breaking anything because of my pristine crackhead encapsulation. And to credit the scrambled eggs I have for fucking brains, it's not even *that* complex.

The problem is I keep forgetting shit, not how it works, just that it's there. So I forget that I have a virtual machine, and I forget that I have an assembler, and so I spend an entire day trying to figure out how the fuck I'm going to handle a loop inside an unrelated interpreter.

By the time I manage to remind the drooling undead jackass that is this husk that my irredeemably demonic self inhabits, that we can easily solve this by using the tools we've already built, it's so late and we're so tired there's not much we can do. All this time, WASTED.

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Out mowing lawns for cash today.
If anyone has a Bush that needs trimmed, I got you.

I also make landing strips for a living, and am a professional at matching drapes with carpets.

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Radiant Home Squad: Post-Construction and Carpet Cleaning Services in Houston, TX

Whether you've just completed a major construction project or simply want to restore your carpets to their former glory, Radiant Home Squad is here to provide expert cleaning services in Houston, TX. Specializing in post-construction cleaning and carpet cleaning services, we make sure your space is spotless, comfortable, and ready to enjoy.

Why Choose Radiant Home Squad for Your Cleaning Needs?
At Radiant Home Squad, we’re committed to providing high-quality, reliable cleaning services that exceed expectations. Here’s why our customers choose us:

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Affordable and Transparent Pricing: We offer competitive rates with no hidden fees, ensuring you get excellent service at a fair price.
Convenient Scheduling: We work around your schedule, offering flexible appointment times to suit your needs.
Post-Construction Cleaning: Turning Your Space into a Clean, Livable Environment
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Window and Glass Cleaning: After construction, windows and glass can often have smudges or dust residue. We provide streak-free window cleaning to let the light shine through.
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Arte Floors: Your Local Carpet Shop, Expert Carpet Fitters, and Wood Flooring Specialists in London

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If you’re in the market for a new carpet, stop by Arte Floors, your local carpet shop near me, and discover the best flooring options for your home or business.

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Our Services
1. Car Wash Near Me
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Dust and debris removal from machinery and production lines
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Specialized sanitation services to meet industry-specific standards
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Scrubbing and sanitizing of floors, walls, and other surfaces
Disinfection of high-touch areas to reduce the spread of germs
Carpet and upholstery cleaning
Sanitizing of bathrooms and kitchens
We recommend deep cleaning as part of your regular facility maintenance to keep your environment fresh, clean, and healthy. Whether it's a seasonal clean or a one-time service, our deep cleaning Findlay solutions will leave your facility sparkling and sanitized.

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Removal of construction dust and debris from all surfaces
Cleaning and polishing of windows, doors, and fixtures
Detailed cleaning of floors, carpets, and tile
Sanitizing and disinfecting of bathrooms and kitchens
Disposal of leftover construction materials and waste
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At Spotless Clean by Peter, we understand that hoarding can result in more than just clutter – it can lead to significant damage from disasters, fire, water, and unpleasant odors that make your home or property uninhabitable. Whether it’s hoarding disaster cleanup, hoarding fire damage cleanup, hoarding water damage cleanup, or hoarding odor removal, our team is here to help restore your space to a clean, safe, and livable condition.

As a trusted cleaning service in Boston, MA, we specialize in providing comprehensive hoarding cleanup solutions that address the aftermath of various types of damage, from natural disasters to accidental fires and water damage. Our professional and compassionate team is here to help you navigate through these challenging situations with care, respect, and efficiency.

Why Choose Spotless Clean by Peter for Hoarding Cleanup?
Hoarding situations often require more than just basic cleaning – they involve sensitive, specialized care for both the space and the individual. Here’s why Spotless Clean by Peter is the best choice for your hoarding cleanup needs:

Specialized Expertise: Our team is trained in handling the unique challenges of hoarding, including dealing with damage from fire, water, and disasters. We know how to restore your space quickly and effectively.
Compassionate Approach: We understand the emotional toll hoarding can have on individuals and families. We work with empathy and respect to help you through the process in a way that’s comfortable and stress-free.
Comprehensive Services: We offer a full range of services, including hoarding disaster cleanup, hoarding fire damage cleanup, hoarding water damage cleanup, and hoarding odor removal, addressing all aspects of the cleanup process.
Advanced Equipment and Techniques: We use the latest cleaning technologies, safe disposal methods, and eco-friendly cleaning products to ensure your home or property is not only clean but also safe.
Fast, Efficient, and Reliable: We understand the urgency of restoring your space after a disaster, fire, or water damage. We provide prompt, reliable services to get your home or property back to its pre-damaged state as quickly as possible.
Now let’s take a closer look at the specific hoarding cleanup services we offer.

Our Hoarding Cleanup Services
Hoarding Disaster Cleanup: Addressing the Aftermath of Natural Disasters
Hoarding can make disaster cleanup even more complicated. Whether your home has been affected by a flood, earthquake, or storm, Spotless Clean by Peter is here to help. Our hoarding disaster cleanup service is designed to tackle the mess and damage caused by unexpected events, restoring your home to a safe, livable space.

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Damage Assessment: We begin by assessing the damage caused by the disaster. Whether it’s debris, flooding, or structural damage, we’ll determine the best course of action for cleanup.
Clutter Removal: We clear out any clutter that may have exacerbated the damage, carefully sorting through items and removing debris.
Cleaning and Sanitizing: After debris removal, we thoroughly clean and sanitize all affected areas, removing contaminants, mold, and bacteria that may have developed due to water or storm damage.
Restoration Services: In some cases, we provide restoration services, including repairs to drywall, flooring, and other structural elements affected by the disaster.
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Fire Damage Assessment: We conduct a thorough assessment of the damage caused by the fire, identifying structural issues, smoke damage, and the extent of the damage to personal belongings.
Soot and Smoke Removal: Soot and smoke can permeate the entire house, leaving behind toxic residue. We use specialized equipment to remove soot and smoke stains from walls, furniture, and carpets.
Clutter Removal and Sorting: We assist in sorting through the debris and removing any remaining hoarded items that have been affected by fire damage.
Deep Cleaning and Odor Removal: We clean every surface of the affected areas and use professional deodorizing techniques to eliminate lingering smoke odors, leaving your home smelling fresh.

Bright Star Premier Cleaning: Your Trusted Cleaning Service in New York City

At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we provide top-quality cleaning services for both residential and commercial spaces across New York City. Whether you're looking for deep cleaning near me, window cleaning near me, or office cleaning near me, our professional team is here to meet your needs with attention to detail and dedication to customer satisfaction. We also specialize in eco-friendly cleaning near me, ensuring that your space is not only clean but safe for the environment as well.

Deep Cleaning Near Me: Revitalize Your Home or Office
A deep clean goes beyond the usual cleaning routine by targeting hard-to-reach areas and thoroughly disinfecting your space. At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we offer comprehensive deep cleaning near me to ensure that your home or office is spotless from top to bottom.

Our deep cleaning services include:

Cleaning under furniture and hard-to-reach areas

Detailing bathrooms and kitchens, including grout and tile cleaning

Dusting and wiping down all surfaces, from baseboards to light fixtures

Vacuuming and washing floors, including carpets, hardwood, and tile

Whether it's a seasonal refresh or a post-event cleanup, our deep cleaning near me service ensures your space is sanitized and fresh, giving you peace of mind.

Window Cleaning Near Me: Let the Sunshine In
Clean windows are essential for maintaining a bright and welcoming atmosphere. Our window cleaning near me service is designed to give your windows a streak-free, sparkling finish. Whether it's a residential or commercial property, we provide professional window cleaning services that enhance the beauty of your space and let in more natural light.

Our window cleaning services include:

Interior and exterior window cleaning for a crystal-clear view

Screen cleaning to remove dirt and debris

Hard water stain removal to restore the shine

Window sill and frame cleaning for a polished look

With Bright Star Premier Cleaning, your windows will look as good as new, creating a brighter and more welcoming atmosphere in your home or office.

House Cleaning Near Me: Keep Your Home Fresh and Tidy
Maintaining a clean home can be challenging, especially with a busy schedule. That's where we come in! Our house cleaning near me services are designed to help you keep your home fresh and inviting without the stress. Whether you need regular cleaning or a one-time deep clean, our team is ready to provide you with the highest standard of service.

Our house cleaning services include:

Routine cleaning to maintain cleanliness and order

Deep cleaning for a thorough, top-to-bottom scrub

Kitchen and bathroom cleaning to sanitize high-touch areas

Vacuuming, dusting, and floor care to keep your home looking polished

We’ll work around your schedule and ensure that your home is spotless, so you can enjoy a clean, healthy living environment.

Office Cleaning Near Me: A Clean Workspace for Productivity
A clean office not only enhances productivity but also leaves a lasting impression on clients and visitors. At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we specialize in office cleaning near me for businesses in New York City. We understand the importance of a clean, organized workspace and are committed to providing tailored cleaning services to fit your business needs.

Our office cleaning services include:

Routine office cleaning for daily upkeep

Sanitizing desks, phones, and high-touch surfaces to prevent the spread of germs

Vacuuming and floor care, including carpet cleaning and tile maintenance

Trash removal and recycling to maintain a clutter-free office

With our office cleaning near me services, your business can enjoy a clean, professional environment that boosts employee morale and makes a great impression on visitors.

Eco-Friendly Cleaning Near Me: A Green Solution for a Cleaner World
At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we are committed to using environmentally friendly cleaning products that are both effective and safe for your home, office, and the planet. Our eco-friendly cleaning near me services use non-toxic, biodegradable cleaners that protect the health of your family, employees, and the environment.

Our eco-friendly cleaning services include:

Use of green cleaning products that are safe for children and pets

Sustainable cleaning practices that minimize our environmental footprint

Efficient cleaning methods that reduce waste and water usage

Air quality improvement by using non-toxic cleaning agents

Choosing eco-friendly cleaning near me means you’re not only getting a cleaner space but also contributing to a healthier environment. We strive to make a positive impact on the world while providing the best possible service for our clients.