Girlfriend created a github account today, I'm so proud!

> 3 hour long mandatory online cybersecurity training
> Preaches that the company is very secure and the only risk of being “hacked” is if employees post company data on social media
> oksure.tar.gz
> Bored out of my mine
> Open dev console
> JSON continually getting sent to backend
> Simple structure and human readable fields including {complete: false}
> Open postman
> {complete: true}
> Send
> 200 response
> Refresh page
> Course complete
> :’ )

Muppets.

wE oNlY uSe 10% oF bRaIn pOwEr
yeah, no shit, now go to your computer and launch 400 chrome tabs. Congrats, now you're using 100% of your computer performance. Does it work well now? Quick and snappy innit?

fucking muppets.

Dev: There’s a file in your PR with over 1000 lines of code, I think it should be broken apart into a couple smaller pieces to be a little more in line with the single responsibility principle

Muppet Dev: That file only has one responsibility! It can’t be broken apart!

Dev: How’s that?

Muppets: It’s single responsibility is managing that group of functionality

Dev: …

Shoutout to the homies who work with people younger than them at the same level and just ignore what we say based on this fact. You fucking muppets.

*Coding on a website*
Wow this image is huge! Should I give it to my Graphics Designer? Nah I can fix this.
*Opening Gimp*
2 min later....
Image completely destroyed, fml!

The feeling when you give someone their 10th ++, stickers for you! :D

One of my first client avsked me what a email address was.... I'm 21

Web dev engaged with a graphics designer, how long will it last

I get this pain in my shoulder after a few hours of coding. It can last for weeks if I don't stay away from the computer. What do you guys do to prevent shoulder and neck pain?

Always have a backup and never edit code directly on production.

Spent 8 hours trying to implement a SPI slave on a Raspberry Pi before finding out it only supports SPI as master. WTF why say you support something then only support half of it! That's the kind of thing that needs a big red text in the docs! Fick this hardware bullshit I want back in to web developing.

Ah there's nothing quite like tightly coupling all of your exposed webservices with their class names. Especially when you name your service classes ThisIsAWeb, just so that it looks like "ThisIsAWebService" in the wsdl when "Service" is automatically added to the end