I can so relate to this, though the scenarios are different. Makes me mad.😾

When they expect you to construct something which was defined just by a name, and you have absolutely no clue..:

When you accidently change (refactor) the variable name and you have no idea which var is which:

I see what you did there...

Sometimes i love siri's humor

Guess who has a nice new pocket laptop? :)

It works!! IT WORKS!!! IT MOTHERF@CKING WORKS!!

My private program FINALLY WORKS, and DOES WHAT ITS SUPPOSED TO....

YAAAAAYYYY!!!

Obviously the: "I feel like a god" feeling, when something i made works :)

(Even if it doesn't work the way it was supposed to lol)

Okay lets write this before i go mad...

I'm one of those guys who says "use the os which suits you the most, or you're most familiar with", and i'v always been a windows guy, didn't really have any reason to use linux, because for school stuff, or programming (java and android and c) windows was great enough...

BUT MOTHERF@CKERS at microsoft, i'v had enough...
First my handheld computer goes nuts, because windows is eating 80% of processor, and if i fix it, then some other kind of windows related thing eats up that much, and you know what? I've been okay with that, because thats only a handheld computer, but boy, didn't my main computer start to do the same?!?
I cannot do anything, basically i start something trivial up (by trivial i mean trivial, like idk, a texteditor not even a browser, or an ide or anything that would take a bit of more ram) and my computer cant do shit....

I'm so mad.... Currently installing elemantary os... F@ck this shit i'm out...

(And lets not forget the hours of 'updates' which dont do shit....)

Sooo win has updated itself (in a short 6 hours) and I was wondering what eats my pocket pc's 4 gb ram, so i checked, and turns out system is eating 40-50% of it and its processor ever since the update... *Sigh* Awesome....

(Picture src: tumblr/just-shower-thoughts --> [in reality] r/showerthoughts)

I wish my colleagues try to google first and then ask me.

Reached 1 kilobyte :)

Google:- Google home is using machine learning to remove all type of back noise like traffic, air, and others so the call experience goes smoother.

Microsoft:- In Skype we are using machine learning to catch all type of back noise and mix it with your voice. Skype will try every possible way to make your call experience as bad as possible. Every type of noise Trafic, Air, hardware, your breath if there is nothing! the software will cut your voice and send only a few parts.

Skyrim SE looks great, never would've guessed being able to draw d*cks on the main menu would become a feature....

I FUCKING LOVE JAVASCRIPT...

!Rant
So uhm.. I guess he counts as a rubber duck...

One day i type hello world program.
And i was amazed that for the first time someone (something) is doing what i tell it to do.
And that's how i got interest in programming.

How much You know from this?
How much you are earning by that knowledge?
How much your company can give that person?

Yay, one more milestone :)

"404 - Account not found"

Sooooo I had a class named "a"... And i renamed (refactored) said class.....

Guess what happened :")

There are few developer who name their functions all wrong, but the functionality is fine. Then there comes those who name their functions right but the functionality is nothing close to what it says. There is this function I debugged. It's name is optimizeQuery. It does not optimize the query at all. Rather dismantles it. Also it made it's way to the production. 😅 Now I have to correct and optimize the optimizeQuery.

Is it legal to destroy other company's site or app. because they didn't pay your money in the past?
and also app they created is not secure.
The company is in another country.
.
.
.
If "No"
I'll still do that. I don't care.

After waiting weeks and weeks for my account to be deleted (they asked for email to support for that, altough egistration takes 5s) I finally asked last time, this time using magical word "GDPR"

Got my account and data deleted under an hour and now their account settings page have delete account button. Even if it's this fake one which only changes email/id to prefixed one, still it was worth it.

When you would just check the school timetable for tomorrow, but when you unlock your phone you find devrant to be the active app, and you just scroll through everything, and forget why did you even unlock your phone...

Just devrant things...

When nothing can kill the bugs:

When i code in PHP. I forgot to type semicolon.

When i code in Kotlin I forgot that semicolon is not necessary.

Elsie: -Does that make it a glass half full or glass half empty type of situation?

Bernard: -We're engineers, means, the glass has been manifactured to the wrong specifications....

Gotta love Westworld :)

(Also, damn.. Do those foldable tablets they use look awesome?!)

(Src: Westworld s1 e6 around 5th minute)

I accept offer letter from x company.
And just before 3 day of joining i got far better offer from company y.

So i told company x that i got better offer I don't want to join there anymore.
They told me that after accepting i should not find new job, my word has no value, and told me "keep that attitude (sarcastically).

I know i did wrong. How do you guys handle that?
Is it wrong to accept other offer after accepting one?

Okay, so this is more like a question, than an actual rant, but what site(s) do you freelancers use?
Lately i have some serious free time, and thought, why not try to make some side-money?

I'm doing freelancing.

One client hires me for 30 hours/week.
And I'm are getting work irregular.
Like
1 week is full of 30 hour
1 week just 10 hours.
1 week 20 hour.

What should I do?
I try to get other project but most of are For a full time.
One Client hires me but at that time the previous client gave me a full 30 hour's work so the new client could not get enough time and gave me low ratings because of time wasting.
I'm afraid that can happen again.

Can anyone suggest me some repo or blog link that has good code structure of node apis.
Something that can be use in big project.

Is there any websites where I can get few challenges order by difficulties of particular programing language.
Ex. I complete a Node.js or any other tutorial. Now I want to check and improve my knowledge by few challenges.
So is there any site where I can get that.
Like "Select Language and here is the list"

what is the output??

I've been thinking, and i feel like being the bad guy... So, for now, I'm also an "idea guy" if you know what i mean...

Idea: This site could have a feature like "product recommandations" (just like long rants or something [tyical idea guy saying]), where users could recommend stuff like programs, peripherials, or anything dev related.

This could be done using tags, like certain tags would get sorted into the "product recommandations".

Sounds nice, doesn't it?

(PS.: We should also make a site which is like google, trust me, it would make millions...)

I want to learn, How to add test cases in android And also about layer code pattern. like Controller, View, model, persistence, network etc...

So Please suggest a few tutorial or blogs that help me.
And please give me some links that have a test for network functions and intent related test.
Something like the test for other methods that work of different thread. (Asynk task, Volley or etc..).

What is better?
Thousands set intervals or thousands conditions (if else) on every second?

What is the price of internet plan at your place?

Mine:- 40Mbps (Unlimited Download) for 25 months in $115

What can a project manager do? That developer can't.

Is it ok to create complete SAAS project using mostly web sockets?
Including dashboard.