Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Who will try it? :-D

I asked my friend at work who is the weirdest one?

He said it's me. 😱

Just kidding. 😁
I don't have any friends.
😢😩😥

"Code always does what it says. The bug is always you." — Confucius.

Report to who?

DUDE , SUCKING AT SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP TO BEING SORTA GOOD AT SOMETHING

Why do they call it HTTPS instead of SHTTP?

Because SHTTP looks like sh*t

A group of chicken running Debian

The way to resolve the issues

Programming buddies: Say what again!!!

If you ever feel useless remember, Samsung has it's own App store

friggin' node dependencies

I like how @dfox listens to suggestions and updates the app quickly.
If only our 'agile' team completed even a single task successfully without chaos.

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

!rant
Bootstrap is a bleesing for people with close to no artistic/design skills, like me. 😊

Lol 😂😂😂👨🏻‍💻

when people pronounce API as "appy"

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Windows 9 uses IPv5

So Dropbox said "fuck the cloud, let's go analog"?

"Python is such a hard language. It has so many rules" - Undergraduate Student who sent out mass email to the class

*Professor makes the next assignment in ARM Assembly*

"Im a wordpress developer"

No you are a human segfault

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Sarcastic backend.

FUCKING ORACLE

Battering ram

Oooh what I hate it..... Timezones... Who really came up with that shit? GMT, UTC, CET and garbage like that. And then also the DST crap.

Whats wrong with the same time in the whole world? Without DST or timezone garbage that just makes life harder for both developers and travellers which are going to meet someone or have something booked.

The only apple device worth buying

Real Programmers

/bin/cat