It's a never ending race

"We have a nice documentation you can use to get this up and running"

>half the bloody variables used in said documentation are never even mentioned how they are defined

Nice.

To compiler warnings:
Thank you, thank you, thank you

I have added "NO RECRUITERS. Thank You!" in my About description on LinkedIn.

taylor "cunt" otwell, too busy selling and shilling laravel addons to maintain the existing shit.

"0 issues"

https://github.com/laravel/...

https://github.com/laravel/...

https://github.com/laravel/...

1 . Seen it
2 . Mind blown
3 . Why i didn't thought of that
I loveee the ideea

when working over 100 hours a week forces you to become mentally insane

Took me an hour and a half to realize why my function wasn’t returning anything that made sense.

Forgot to put a negative sign in front of my negative bound.

Took me an additional hour and a half to solve for all the edge cases.

Relatedly, I should learn to sleep more.

Also, kind of proud of my notes application, but the tables go all funky in mobile and my CSS wizardry is .... not even amateurish.

I am so tired, I literally almost *signed* this.

And if I don't want a fucking pin?

Since when has this been a thing?!?!

1. No release Friday

2. No release Friday

3. No release Friday

I found such a treasure today in the production code.

My boss intentionally changed my IDE font color to black since im using dark theme. I was literally confused a solid 30 minutes.

FFFFUUUUUCK

Stolen from a fb page.

Current State

#10YearsChallenge 😂

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

swag-for-dev
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I couldn't have said it better myself😂

all i want pls :-)

copycat, literally :-D

Your move, human...

devRant swag!!! Awesome sauce!!! Just came today!! 😃😃😃😃😃😎😎😎😎😎

Uhm, alright, but how will you fix them then? (no, there seems to be no automatic crash dump or calling home)

Goals For 2019:
- Lose 15~20 Kg on weight
- Learn some NodeJS, react and react native.
- Create a decent Portfolio
- Plan for my own project
- Wait for my new unborn yet baby

A train station that finally plays by the rules.

Ughhh... I know how to, cant be fit.

* phone conversation with Dad*
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Busy creating website.
Dad: So, if I type " www", will I be able to see it?
Me: *explaining website hosting and servers for 15mins straight*
Dad: Huh. You do learn something in college then.
Me:🤐

Wtf if anyone ever tells me again that android permissions are great I am gonna hurt him ... probably

This...

My dad went to fix a server. He must be working hard because he has 404'd since 14 years ago!