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Just a lonely coder..
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PHP, JS, HTML, CSS, VB, C#, ...
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BertMaurau

Joined devRant on 6/3/2016

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😂😂😂😂

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how to deal with errors:

joke/meme meme bug error joke

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Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

devrant

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// ???

random

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What the hell am I searching on Google?

rant google lorem ipsum forum reddit quora

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"WE'RE HIRING!!"

Skills Required:

BEFORE: HTML, CSS, JS, jQuery

NOW: REACT/VUE/ANGULAR, NODE, CI/CD PIPELINE, DOCKER, GRAPHQL, JOHN CENA

rant you can't see this

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Heard a CEO say at a conference that they hire the most competent candidate. Unless there is a woman in the candidates. Then they hire the woman.
That seems pretty sexist to me.

rant sexism inverse

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Recently I've installed Tinder. Had my first match yesterday.

Me: "I see you're a product manager in a software company. Do you get along well with programmers? :)"

No reply. Unmatches. 😶

rant

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Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

joke/meme

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That one actually made me chuckle

joke/meme

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It's 2019 and I still see mysql_connect statement in production

rant php

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If you are poor you don't have the right to browse the Internet through https

rant https plantuml

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Can someone tell these fucking recruiters that 'competitive' isn't a salary range. Please?

rant

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🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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At least I got free coffee at work.

rant

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I stole this PC so nevermind... 😑

joke/meme y u do dis bindows

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You know you're no longer a junior when you start preferring Mozilla Developer Network over W3Schools

rant mdn vs w3s

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I promise I'll 100% convert to linux if that bottom right one becomes the standard.

joke/meme

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Sure 😂

joke/meme programmer coding php programing web development

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A jab at PHP
*hides*

joke/meme female intrest php

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Thought about @Floydian while reading this 😂😂

joke/meme qa bar lizard beer dude is drunk -1

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Frontend Dev: That's not possible in Frontend, we should do it in Backend.
Backend Dev: That's not possible in Backend, we should do it in Frontend.

-- CIVIL WAR --

rant wk112

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First day of job

Train cancelled.

🤷

rant

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1. Forgot my password.
2. Clicked "Forgot" password button.
3. Received my forgotten password as plain text in my email

rant plaintext passwords no hashing

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To whoever stole my Microsoft Office license I will find and kill you!

You have my Word

joke/meme

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Quality code you say...

joke/meme quality code smoking repost? r/programmerhumor

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This is why I love Reddit!

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- Good evening, this is the support hotline for stupid questions, how may I help you?

- Hi, is this the support hotline for stupid questions?

joke/meme

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two times in a row on stack overflow

joke/meme backspace input stackoverflow

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Me, in the zone, staring at the code. Co-worker enters.
Co: hey, can you...
Me (not really listening): no.
Co: it's just...
Me: no.
Co: later?
Me: no.
Co: but...
Me: no.
Co: (leaving)

rant zone say no

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