This is Exactly my Life...

Made my day 😂😂

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

!rant
Own Repost cuz of sfw && better blur
One of the best things I've seen in a while.

Thanks ssh!

Because of you I don't have to leave the bed to run commands on my Linux server(laptop) sitting on my desk.

Me: IT call center.

Lady: Hi! I cant access the shared folder!

Me: Ok. I'll try and help you out. Whats happening when you click on it?

Lady: ok ok... {clicks}... Now it's asking me to entered my password. Should I enter it?

Me: Do you know it?

Lady: Yeah.

Me: yeah try entering it.

Lady: YES. That worked! Thank you so so much!!!

Me: No problem. Have a good day!

Thanks for the info

"Today I won't code, I'll just play some games or watch TV and relax!"

"Hmmm... I'll just fix this one small thing here... shouldn't take long. And then its time for some gaming!"

* 3 hours later *

Still coding, wtf is wrong with me

Peer-to-peer connection.

🙂

I don't really know where to start here. But hello world!

Nice try ad-people

Someone is mining Bitcoin in town

When hackathons are sponsored by Google

That makes so much sense 😂😂

Windows be like:

Source: Twitter.

When you rubber duck has had enough of your shit code

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

Ah, C++. Where the compiler optimisation is fucking you so hard that you don't need a girlfriend anymore 😒

I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

My thinkpad is finally back! 🤤

When you love Mac, you're a fanboy.
When you love Linux, you're cool?

It's working!

Ooooh Jeeeeeez
My desktop is so fucking shit, every single weekend there's a new problem. Today I can't boot Linux.

Don’t use frameworks or libraries, just build the same code over and over on every project. 😒

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

Happens only in Bangalore...

Spent 5 hours adding a library to js AND IT STILL DOESN'T WORK

help/kill me pls

Release time :)

When developers write to santa

When you spend too much time in your car