Manager: Why haven’t you shipped any code today? It’s almost lunch.

Dev: Stuck on a bug

Manager: I’ll help you

Dev: Please don—

Manager: Have you tried thinking outside the box?

Dev: …Dear god please end my existence

Manager: You could try stack overflow too, have you ever used that site before?

Dev: 😮 🔫

Manager: Also sometimes bugs are caused by npm modules so rule that out first

Dev: *On knees praying to Zues for forgiveness and/or conveiniently placed lightning strike*

What's the best feeling in the world?!

Closing 100 tabs after finding the solution of a bug :)

I'm straight, don't patronise me lol.

.... VS code is lit🔥🔥

javascript...

Other PM: We must fix the database performance issues now.

Me: We can't. We're still only halfway on the dependency chain to tackle this and honestly, even if the dependency chain would be fulfilled, I'd leave at least 2 weeks monitoring the production after the changes were rolled out before we further poke around.

Other PM: This is taking far too long. And whaddya mean by dependency chain? Why was I not informed about this?

Me: *sigh* like in every meeting in the last weeks: the dependency chain are the current open blockers before we can proceed with the database changes. We've talked about this _at length_... Especially why these blockers exist.

Other PM: No, we need to start now. I've _examined_ at the blockers or "dependency chain" as you call it.

(Examined.... He opened on his currently streaming laptop, which was connected to the active beamer, the mentioned ticket with a detailed blocker ... And quickly scrolled. Yeeah. Warmonger...).

Me: I'm very tired of discussing this. But since you are already presenting us the ticket, read out the referenced meeting notes... We explained it in great detail.

Other PM: Why? This is just a waste of time!!!!!!!

--
Yes. This happened. Other PM was my nemesis.
In this meeting were 2 PMs (Him, Me)… I think 5 - 7 devs... And we were sitting in this meeting since 2 hours at least. Everyone was angry...

After this "manifesto of intelligence"… I simply left the room, followed by a few devs.

And yes. Other PM did this on a regular basis....

My connection doesn't work, can you connect remotely to fix it?

do the right thing for what users thinking~

Finally, the time has come!!!!

Programming has taught me
1. Importance of patience, friends and family and yeh StackOverflow too...
2. Importance of small contributions towards dev community.
3. How smaller things can make big changes.
4. Helping others and getting help if you get stuck.
5. Anyone can code, but very few can build robust solutions. Project not just coding but it needs preparation and planning too.
6. Importance of reading documentations, writing test cases, debugger programs.
7. You can learn things even if you have no idea about it. It just takes your interest.

Who wants the chicken to be killed?

Hope everyone is staying safe!

Because Social distancing 🤷‍♂️

Javascript walks into a bar

Q: Why did the HTTP request feel lonely?
A: Because it has no body.

my code...

Painfully funny || funnily painful

Printing should be a solved problem

𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 !!

🇳🇵: क्रिस्मसको शुभकामना
🇨🇳 : 圣诞节快乐
🇯🇵: メリークリスマス
🇮🇳: क्रिसमस की बधाई
🇫🇷 : Joyeux Noël
🇩🇪: Frohe Weinachte
🇪🇸 : Feliz Navidad
🇮🇹: Buon Natale
🇵🇹 : Feliz Natal

#VisitNepal2020
#DoingMyPart
#Country := "Nepal"

🙄🙄🙄

Shouldn't there be a place like roast me but for code?

- StackOverflow

source: https://hackernoon.com/are-we-alrea...

Upvote if you can relate😂

All stages of developing

When a communist starts coding!!

😂😂😂

I like this.

Holy crap! Android Studio is waaay too harsh to that poor LinearLayout.

Just shaved my beard off.... now I can't remember how to use the bash shell :(

Here is my 10 year challenge 😂🤣

2009: Stackoverflow
2019: Stackoverflow

10 years challenge