Something I’m actually qualified to do.

Me, two hours after writing a non functioning piece of shit..
😂😂😂

My highschool computer eng. teacher works in IT and he was telling us about one of his first days of working for a company and he said "Whenever we had a stupid client or customer, we'd tell each other that we had a 'one D ten T' as a code because it sounds professional. But really, it spells 1D10T"

Lame but it cracked us up and I thought I might share lol

rockstar developer

Found this on YouTube..

Too bad my inner social awkwardness would kick in and I wouldn't know what to say lol

When You realize that {}{} is not palindrome but {}}{ is...

All your cookies are belong to me

Oh Google Lens... You couldn't be more correct on this one!

C'mon guys, it's really not that hard

Source: Reddit

Haha I just found the function a couple days ago. After searching for it.

*Find on Reddit. Enjoy :P

"The daily 3:00 PM struggle."

More like 8:00 AM struggle.

Oh the irony.
Translation:

Warning
The certificate of this website is not trustworthy. Proceed anyway?

Gameboard

......

Internet streaming website be like:

Oh no, you can't right click and save the video file on your computer!

*f12* *ctrl+f* *<video* *right click* *open in new tab* *right click* *save as*

A geeky poem...

I'd do the same...

This made me laugh

pretty sure you confirm that

NaN logic

Github after Microsoft purchase

The good spaghetti code stuff

Lmaoo 😂

JavaScript guys!! 🤣😅😅

The truth has been spoken.

Sometimes I feel frontend development is like ancient magic:

Backend Dev: Oh no, I can't align this DIV properly.
FE Dev: No worries!
* Casts Flexius Boxius on the DIV *
* Div aligns slightly better *
BE Dev: But it's not centered!
FE Dev: No worries!
* Casts Marginis Automaticus! *
* Rolls natural 1 *
* Everything collapses *
* Website is on fire *
* Product owner cries *
FE Dev: No worries!
* Casts Flexius Boxius level 5 on the parent div *
* Everything looks beautiful *
* People are in awe *
FE Dev: You are welcome!
* Adjusts his robe and leaves *

Me: hey look, the time is gone!
Collegue:........?
Me:...... you don't see it? 😅😆
Collegue: no......?
Me: 4:04 🤣
Collegue: *gives death stare*
Me: 😞☹️

1. Buy boxes of orange juice, almost past their expiry date.
2. Put boxes on the hot office windowsill for a few weeks.
3. Cool down juice in fridge.
4. "Hey dear coworker, would you like a refreshing juice box on this hot spring day?"
5. Watch coworker retch and vomit, spitting blue-grayish juice over his desk, crying: "Why would you give me old moldy juice without checking the date?"
6. "Do you remember when you told me you didn't have time for unit tests? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, DAVE, THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU DEPLOY UNTESTED CODE.... NOW FINISH YOUR JUICE!"