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Ideal WFH afternoons...
Listening to the remake of old melodies or other soothing songs while coding without interruptions😌

true as fuck!!!

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Holy shit! I have not programmed a Teensy micro in a while. So I was looking at what they offer and saw they now have a 600Mhz version that is the same size/pinout as their 72MHz version. I am just amazed by how much micros have changed. I love the embedded wifi chips that are out there too. I guess I am going to be playing with the Teensy the next few weeks. I love playing around with embedded audio processing. Lately I have been playing with bluetooth wireless audio. So this will fit nicely. The chip has 2 AD and assorted digital audio inputs/outputs.

I dunno, I was excited and this seems like a nice new years present.

True software developer

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

This is funny.

Debugging is...

Just take a moment to appreciate that devRant is both free and doesn't have ads.

Is this Docker ?

7/4/2018

I can never read this date properly

Is this 7th april
Or is this 4th july????

Fuck your american date format

The biggest mystery - SOLVED!

I want to stop charging my e-scooter at around 85% because this will increase the battery life. To avoid always having to pull the plug at the right level, I made a stop circuit that goes between charging brick and e-scooter.

There's no processor involved, just a CMOS 555 used as inverting Schmitt Trigger which controls a power mosfet. Also two status LEDs and a start switch. The poti adjusts the cut-off level. Worked on first try, with only manual voltage and tolerance calculations beforehand!

damn this is brilliant

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Asking the real question here.

just for the lols

Some days I just want to shoot myself.

I get why... someone might do this, but sweet mother of god!

When the code is so bad, that the debugging duck hangs itself.

WTF! So much struggle to set an avatar? I thought that's the most easy thing to do in profile creation...!!!

@devrant, see I have started already...😁😁😁

Hahaha

Where do I hand in my letter of resignation

Sudo post

I had 2 options.

Option 1: Read and increase knowledge.

Option 2: Take a sentence out of context and make a meme

Bought a game for 90% off during a Steam sale. I guess you get what you pay for.

A developer's worth is only measurable in their absence. 😢

@Endurance are you my ex by any chance?

All good stories start with "when I pushed to production on a Friday..."

Your front end may look gorgeous, but I see a bug that scares me. Can you find it?