Unpopular opinion. IE6 stuck around for so long because it was the best browser in its time. It's horseshit today but only because that generation liked it so much they couldn't bring themselves to leave it.

If archaeologists from 1000 years in the future find a fossilized copy of your code? What would they think about it?

Regex would definitely classify as alien manufacture.

Why is Typescript such a snarky fuck?

a: number = 2;

tYpE Is TrIviAlLy InFeRReD fRoM NuMbeR lItERaL

Shut the fuck up you barely turing complete piece of digital refuse. Why does it bother you so much if I leave the fucking type on for clarity? This is almost as bad as my ex.

I have to write a calendar app. In js. Just fucking kill me right the fuck away.

Was reading this blog. COBOL started as a low code application for managers to write code in a language close to English.

The more things change, the more they remain retarded.

Software documentation be like

Massages in nosql.

Least illiterate Indian tech HR

A cheap smartwatch that I can reprogram with Linux and stick it on my motorcycle to only show google maps

Junior devs splitting methods be like

So yeah, I’m at the “Fuck this shit let’s go on a random ass solo motorcycle trip this weekend” stage of my programming career.

Literally my project. It ain’t even a joke/meme, it’s a straight up rant.

Why though.

After working in this godforsaken clusterfuck for half a decade, where no one knows what the fuck git is, and they just use a single git branch like SVN…

Ive oddly come to like resolving merge conflicts. It’s strangely calming, almost like playing games.

Do let me know how fucked in the head I am, my emotional compass is probably buried 4 feet deep under a pile of retarded commits.

So getting fired if they find my account.

It is the year 2022.
We have multiple robots on Mars.
We have mRNA vaccines.

JIRA does not yet have a dark mode.

AWS is down again. Twitter says another US East outage.

Cross-profession personal attack

Beware the Nvidia installer.

Hmmm..

I’ve come to recognise a simple truth about why companies are pushing for returning to full time work from office, is this.

There’s a lot of middle managers who have been taught to synonymize work with misery. Like a Freudian dog, they’ve learnt to believe that work happens whenever they see someone being miserable in front of a computer.

That’s why they want to see in person all the non verbal cues of a programmer experiencing misery. Without it, they don’t get the reward response of thinking that work is happening, even if the work is literally happening faster from home.

The course is 1 page long and has a giant poster that says don’t be an asshole.

Applied peroxide to a wound? You're a nurse now.

Recursion

The Windows taskbar programmer, the steam app programmer and anyone who supports either of them can go fuck themselves.

Look at the exit button, the most used button at the bottom.

Cat.

Every day we move one step towards Skynet.

Did anyone else grow up using shitty laptops and cheap hard disks with just not enough space and now that they are adulting and have access to money, have this random, uncontrollable urge to keep buying more SSD's even though they already have more than they'll ever need or is it just me?

wIsdOm

"Challenge in dev career.."

Laughs in Indian IT