*food comes in at work today*
Fellow engineer: yum yum yum!
Me: apt apt apt!
All engineers: 😑

😅

*Reinstalls devrant
*Double taps some rants
DevRant: Dood did you know that you can DOUBLE TAP rants to updoot!?!

Classic

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

1969 vs 2017

// Rant

I can understand that people accidentally commit something sensitive to GitHub, I did it too once, but ...

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE YOUR MISTAKE WORSE BY MAKING IT SEARCHABLE VIA THE GLORIOUS COMMIT MESSAGE OF "REMOVING PASSWORD"

... seriously just google "git remove password" and there is a step by step guides on how to remove sensitive data from git.

Reference (320,006 free passwords):
https://github.com/search/...

Found the perfect home for my new devRant sticker (with some minor modification). Thanks @dfox!

The real random generators!

My face when I spend hours debugging, and realize that a non-printable character was messing everything up.

🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶

Managers in a nutshell.... 😑😑

Sometimes I feel like my wife woke up with a "--verbose" flag on...

Me, when I found devRant on Saturday:

Funniest pull request in github 😄😂 :

https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...

My set up at work.
For this post I want to thank Microsoft for providing me some free time

11 kids in Sydney recreated Martin Shkreli's drug for just $2. The moral of the story? When you do cool shit like this, it's ok if you don't wear pants!

My new MacBook Pro finally arrived so I could finally install the stickers that I got back in April already. \o/

What the hell Siri.... What sort of computation is this

Just received my github mug!

"I became an expert in 3 programming languages in 6 months with this new online course! Click here to order now!!"

How did I learn how to program?

I didn't. I'm still learning ☺.

We will never be done learning.

That's the beauty of it all.

I've just got my stress ball. And this little piglet of mine has stole it away from me :)

When Microsoft tries to turn you into Gollum....

What the world think we do..

My first post! Here's an image for you.

It's not a bug. It's a feature!! 😂

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Push me
And then just merge me
So I can get that
Merge confliction
Merge confliction

The GNU Father...

Expectation: arrive at work, everyone in awe of devrant swag, social status++

Reality: arrive at work, prod failing, get blamed, employment status--

Creating a bug while fixing another..