It still feels weird to be installing an antivirus on a CentOS server :D

Me after my first successful arch Linux installation
Ain't no black hole photo, but yet

Adding a feature to webapp...

Webapp relies on database in production server...

*adds feature to production webapp directly*

Every page: ERROR 500

Manager: what did you do???!!!! You MESSED UP the production, FIX IT NOW

*Use ctrl-z because manager doesn't like Version Control*

The Power of Autocorrect

Writing an important update email to a very strict senior manager named Denis, with whom the previous encounters were also uncomfortable.

About to click send, but thought to read it once.
Imagine what autocorrect did...

D became P

I conclude it was a lucky day.

"Remember that script you made a few years ago? How did you make it work with product x?"

Dude, I can barely remember how I brewed coffee this morning.

Current state of my IDE, share yours :)

Quick question:

Apache or Nginx?

Currenly I'm using Apache in Ubuntu server running in Virtual box but I was wondering if it's worth switching to Nginx :)

As long as my lecturer laughs, I don't care what percent I get in this😂

When I was 19, I had no problem with drinking until 3-4am and waking up at 7am for college. Right now its 12:35am,and I will kill someone when my alarm goes for work at 7am. And I'm 22 now...

Using computers 12 hours a day since age 8, but learning to develop only in the past year.

I love video games too much.

NSA take note: completely fuckin drunk.

Thx. Love u.

Me to IT team: I need a more powerful machine to run my optimization code on.

IT: Okay take this - 64 gigs + i7HQ

Me after an hour:

What a weird age we live in!!!
We need to prove machines that we are not machines...
#captcha

5 likes and I’ll merge /dev/null into master