Pros of the pandemic . . . ?

How Linus Torvalds laughs ?:
Uploads ha.wav to an ftp server and lets the rest of the world mirror it 😃😃

If you are sending me data to use, DO NOT FUCKING SEND ME AN IMAGE FROM EXCEL.

So I cracked prime factorization. For real.

I can factor a 1024 bit product in 11hours on an i3.
No GPU acceleration, no massive memory overhead. Probably a lot faster with parallel computation on a better cpu, or even on a gpu.

4096 bits in 97-98 hours.

Verifiable. Not shitting you. My hearts beating out of my fucking chest. Maybe it was an act of god, I don't know, but it works.

What should I do with it?

4am

"I need to brush my teeth before going to sleep 😵"
*goes to bathroom*
*washes hands*
*goes to bed*

1minute of heavy processing later

"FUCK"

Had a customer on the phone who couldn't figure something out. Wanted to give him instructions so I asked him whether he used mac or windows (getting used to not including Linux in that question). His reply: uhm this has a weird name... do you know elementary os?

Me: you're a Linux user?!
Him: yes, I'm done with windows and mac.

Then i gave him the instructions. Nice twist of the day!

Got call from extremely angry customer, our product is shit and doesn't work. At all. Important customer so I went to visit.

He had the perfect setup, our product to the left, our competitor's to the right.

He connected the Ethernet cable to their product, it worked. He plugged it out and connected to ours... Nothing. Shit.

I started to debug on the premises, took logs, everything. It seemed like our product didn't receive any data at all. What the fuck? Tried everything, debugged low level, still nothing. Sweating as hell.

After two hours I got a strange feeling. So I swapped place, our product to the right, competitor's to the left. Now OUR product worked, competitor's zilch.

THE FUCKING ETHERNET CABLE HAD A GLITCH. IF YOU BENT IT TO THE RIGHT IT WORKED, IF YOU BENT IT TO THE LEFT IT WAS BROKEN.

I had never seen a customer be this embarrassed in my life. He apologized to me, my boss, his boss, the Queen, everyone.

We got the contract.

Some Cable porn...

My teacher showed some Mr. Robot episodes on lesson. I think it's pretty good. What are your opinions about it? Should I start to watch it?

That's one way to end an email for a developers position 👀

Try to understand Nerds.....

Every website should have this.

Me: I mend shoes

Normal person: send nudes
Dev: send stickers

Very comforting..

😂😂😂

Every user who's Smartphone is neither one year old nor will be getting Version Upgrade

The most evil theme I have come across..

Point of view for today!

16 GB RAM and my IntelliJ can't handle a gradle refresh.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thanks! For the reminder :D
Got this result when searching for localhost:3000.

People are awesome!!

Damn True

I love this meme, had to share it 😂

So true 😂

The end has begun

the optimal size for my dev team is two.

me and whisky.

Thank you @dfox

Glad I could help with the .com domain!

That's the exact question that came to me 2 years back when I was also going to go to sleep early tonight

Linux
Time to shutdown => 3-5 sec
Time to restart => 3-5 sec

Mac
Time to shutdown => 3-5 sec
Time to restart => 3-5 sec

Windows
Time to shutdown => 15-20 sec
Time to restart => LIFETIME

Don't try this at home 😋