My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

Game Development,
Because it merges together so many interesting fields so well. It has a ton of physics, a lot of art and design, psychology, philosophy, storytelling, music ...
And it really gives you the possibility to make anything work to your rules. The only limit there is is the limits of logic and your hardware.

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"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

How software projects are managed...

An iPad Pro is totally better than a computer.

Can I code on that piece of fuck? No? Fuck off.

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

Our daily scrum meetings be like...

@dfox Thanks for making me famous among developers :P

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

Who will try it? :-D

When you are just about to give up..

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Report to who?

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

Not even slightly exaggerated

So "happy" valentine's day .

Can we slow down the Earth's rotation a bit? I could use a couple extra hours per day.

Never trust a hot chick that tell you "Wow you are a programmer? Tell me about it"
ATTENTION: DON'T TELL HER ABOUT IT

So...my first experience with Scrum. How many fucking energy and productivity draining meetings can you squeeze in to two weeks?!!!! Agile? Hahaha. Don't get me started! Leave me alone and let me get some work done!

Being a student and not having a job...

The twisted life of a software engineer

Was looking at one of my old project for some inspirations. I guess that's not gonna happen.

Monday Status Report:
Production: Fucked,
Dev: Super Fucked,
Deliverables due today: Extra Fucked,
Phone: Ultra Fucked (rant brought to you today by Chrome ext),
Car 1: Mega Fucked,
Car 2: Slightly Fucked,
Jeep: Completely Fucked,
House: Copiously Fucked,
Today: FUCK

Sometimes I feel really bad becouse i am incapable of coding faster.
I saw someone coding a prototype of pong in 5 minutes.
It took me 30 minutes just to make the constructor function of the paddles

When you're completely new to android development and Gradle doesn't want to love you...

NO!

Your Facebook profile is not your "website"!

Forbes: Adblock Detected. Please Turn off your Ad blocker.

Me: *Turns off Adblock*
*Clicks on Continue*

Forbes: Thank you for turning off your Ad Blocker! blah blah
3...2...
Me: *quickly turns on Adblock*
1...
*clicks on Continue*
*Adblock blocks 11 ads and Forbes loads*

In my office, when a dev gets too talkative he/she gets boxed in and pretty much told to shut the hell up. 😂 #DevTimeout #LessFlapsMoreTaps

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁