What's the point of these stupid questions? Do I really have to kiss some ass even before being hired?

Solving one problem at a time:

We got a minifridge at work. I finally brought the finishing touches

* Math exists *
Javascript: Imma about to destroy this man's whole career.

local vs production

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Nobody does A...

Society if the JSON standards included proper comments

Brilliant customers for life 😂😂😂

Code review titles by year:

1990 - your code is using to much memory
1995 - your code is not running on window 95
2000 - your code is slow
2003 - your code don't have tests
2005 - your code is not 64 bit
2009 - your code is not using mvc patters
2010 - your code is not horizontal scalable
2011 - your code should be written in js
2015 - your code is not mobile ready
2020 - your code is racist

Couldn't agree more 😂

High quality encryption technique for email.

What algorithm has been used?

I like this developer!

That explains why my body is so inconsistent

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Sometimes it be like dat

I am building a website inspired by devrant but have never built a server network before, and as im still a student I have no industry experience to base a design on, so was hoping for any advice on what is important/ what I have fucked up in my plan.

The attached image is my currently planned design. Blue is for the main site, and is a cluster of app servers to handle any incoming requests.

Green is a subdomain to handle images, as I figured it would help with performance to have image uploads/downloads separated from the main webpage content. It also means I can keep cache servers and app servers separated.

Pink is internal stuff for logging and backups and probably some monitoring stuff too.

Purple is databases. One is dedicated for images, that way I can easily back them up or load them to a cache server, and the other is for normal user data and posts etc.

The brown proxy in the middle is sorta an internal proxy which the servers need to authenticate with to connect to, that way I can just open the database to the internal proxy, and deny all other requests, and then I can have as many app servers as I want and as long as they authenticate with the proxy, they can access the database without me changing any firewall rules. The other 2 proxies just distribute requests between the available servers in the pool.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated! Thanks in advanced :D

No offense hackers...

In the way of learning java if you learn new concepts but not able to apply to you code how you deal with this type of new concepts

encouraged by you beautiful folks i present my weekend doodle: a text2asciiart converter with cli commands and optional terminal responsiveness.

https://github.com/erroronline1/... if it matters

My DevDuck came! What name should I pick?

Enjoy your coding my poeple.😊

Credit to u/srgrafo

New workplace setup

Every time

Just another day in the Jungle. Why must I be essential...

Yesterday I finally finished building my new keyboard

Every Developer Story

Now show me some money🤑🤑🤑

fixed it

I Loved that serie!