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				    Does anyone else really dislike "foo", "bar" and "baz"? Because fuck me I do. My brain can't process that stuff, I need some actual real world context.
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				    I got hired to run an A/B test between a competitor landing page and a new page. While I didn’t do the new page initial design, I did advise on and completed its final tweaks. The result was a 430% increase in leads generated over the original.
				        
				        
				        
				        
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				    Sorry, I just had to post this cable porn I found posted in some random subreddit.
Just look at those curves
				        
				        
				        
				        
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				    Me: Sometimes I talk to myself while debugging.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..
Me: Lets try pair programming next time.9 - 
				    
				    If that rant reaches 666 ++'s, I'm gonna cut a client's dick and sacrifice it to our Lord and Savior Satan.
				        
				        
				        
				        
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				    I deleted my Facebook so now you guys have to like the photo I just took.
Ohhh and have a great fuckin' weekend, you fucks.
				        
				        
				        
				        
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				    My boss has gone for a long vacation from last week and will be back in Feb. And office feels soooo awesome and fun. No office politics, no senseless meetings. Just pure work in peace.
I wish he doesn't come back only....3 - 
				    
				    When your colleagues have no tests for their code and tell you not to touch it, because it WORKS!
				        
				        
				        
				        
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