After October Update 😂

Maybe it does some sort of calculation to let us know who is going to call next by accessing calls? #facepalm

But can it run Android Studio smoothly?

Friend : lets use github to collab
Me an intellect : Lets use pigeons

As someone moving from java to rust, I feel attacked.

How programmers comment their code

My dad found a phone a few weeks ago and asked me what he should do with it. Knowing how much it hurts to lose personal data, I said I could try to find the owner and send it back.

My first attempt was to search through the files on the SD card in order to find an identifying document (CV, bill, address...) but there were only family pictures.

My second attempt was to unlock the phone and check the information about the owner and the accounts linked to it. But for this to be possible adb has to be enabled. Good thing is that that particular brand shows an option for activating adb on the recovery menu.

But then, it's Android Oreo and I haven't found a way to lift the lock pattern. I thought I could bruteforce it over the shell (as I found there could be about 1300 possibilities for 2 to 5 point patterns), but there is the same attempt throttling as on the screen so that would take ages.

Finally, I found the owner in the most "social" way : The phone was displaying the weather for a particular place. It turns out that there are only 3K inhabitants in that city, si I thought that a big enough Facebook group might help me find the owner. So I posted a message on a 500 people FB group dedicated to this city with a selfie of the owner : someone identified her within 20 minutes.

Mission accomplished 😎

Pick your programming language Waifu devRant.

Lol!

When users are doing whatever they want

Migrating an old system.

Much adaptation
Such wow

Syntax color

I wish my life has a switch to Dark Mode :(

2 monitors on armatures, PC tower, mac mini, gaming mouse with 17 buttons, Bose speakers, UPS, height-adjustable standing desk, and ~2 miles of cables

Do you like to this mask?

Can remember where I found this but it gave me a good laugh. Need to find IRL.

Holy s**t, I was wondering why my fans were noisy and my computer so warm lately. So I checked inside to see this. The CPU fan is fucking resting on the graphics card like Dr House on his stick.

For all my data fellows out there

404 - CAR NOT FOUND

Never underestimate the power of the mighty user!

/bin/meme

You: fuck me in the ass
Me, an intellectual: penetrate me in the vulnerabilities

stolen from internet of 2005
coffee machine

Who needs a rubber duck when you have a twortle?

This has always been one of my favorites.

Being a developer

I have been inspired today to make a wallpaper to better explain my code

All day, everyday.